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by BuRnItAll
10-25-03
Arick Woke Up And Could Not Find Any Of His Pants...
Where The Fuck Are My Pants?!?!
Arick came out of his room to ask his roommate Kevin about the missing pants...
Hey Kev do you know what happened to my pants?? And what is with the axe and hockey mask??
Oh that chick you had here last night took your pants, keys, and glasses as love momentos or some shit like that...she's nutz dood...Wanna borrow a pair to go get yer shit back??
So Arick went on a journey to get his shit back from the psychopantsstealing chick
Yeah sure...but what is with the mask and axe??
Oh...that...I have a meeting with management at work today...so...you know...

 

by BuRnItAll
10-25-03
Arick waits...impatiently for the bus...
Huh?? Is This Honkey Talking To Himself??
I can't believe I have to take the bus to get my shit back...FUCKING WOMEN!!!
Arick starts to think about waiting until tomorrow to go get his shit back..
Lizzen Dood...don' let yo' bitch take yo shit like dat!! Ya'll gotta smack dat bitch up and put her in her place!!
WTF!!! A TALKING fowl mouthed SQUIRREL!!!
Meanwhile...at Solectron...
Man this is talking forever!!! Excellent!!!
The Boss and The Management Team will see you now...

 

by BuRnItAll
10-27-03
Arick brought the squirrel home to show Kevin...who had just got home from work...
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Hey Dood where are you?? You have got to see what I found...it's so AMAZING!!
Kevin was just changing from his meeting...
One sec dood...just changing outta the costume...and YOU shut up...
Arick realizes that he has lost his talkative furry friend somewhere in the apartment...
Alright dood where is this AMAZING thing???
WHOA!! Dood I barely recognized you...Hey!! Where'd the squirrel go???

 

by BuRnItAll
10-27-03
Arick brought the squirrel home to show Kevin...
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Hey Kev??? Dood you gotta checkout this AMAZING thing I have found...
Kevin was kind of surprised to hear Arick home so quickly...
Yeah?? K hang on dood just taking off the costume...
Arick realized that the squirrel had disappeared somewhere in the apartment...
Awright dood...where is this AMAZING thing???
WHOA dood!! I barely recognized you...HEY!!! where'd the squirrel go???

 

by BuRnItAll
10-27-03
Arick explains the origin of the foul mouthed squirrel...
oh yeah you like my hair?? Brie did it for me.....wait what squirrel...
Looks cool...uhhh yeah I found this squirrel...well it found me...and it talks...
the squirrel discovers Arick's porn stash...
What the hizell is dat shiznit under the bized???
Arick starts to think of ways to hide a talking squirrels body...if the transformers were moved..
hey dood yer doors open...mebbe he went into your room...
yeah right...if that squirrel knocks over any of my transformers I will kill him...

 

by BuRnItAll
10-29-03
Uh oh did we strike a nerver there Arick
Whoa dude he found yer porn...I don't even think Ron Jeremy has that much porn!!
Dood...shuttup...Shuttup dood...DOOD SHADDUP!!!
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He doesn't look to special to me...other than he can smeel porn from far away...
Lizzen here biznitch...just hizzelpin him out...da bitches always lizzook for porn...an' da first plizzace day lizzook is under da bizzed...
A Lfe Lesson Has Been Learned Here...as well as a new language...
So do you have a name?? And...you put the porn in the closet???
Hellz yea I gots a name...N-Dawg Da Squirrel...and ya put it in da closet under some of yer clothes n shit...she will not look there...GET IT??

 

by BuRnItAll
10-31-03
On this festive day of the year Kevin and Arick get ready for the Halloween Barn Party...
Ready to go to the halloween party A-ROCK??
yeah hey have you seen the squirrel??? He was gonna come too...
As They wander outside they see the squirrel in his "scary" costume...
Yeah I think I saw him outside trying to scare all the trick or treaters with his costume, for a squirrel he put a lot of work into it...
Really??? What is he??? Is it something really scary??
Arick doesn't seem to realize that he is asking this about a talking squirrel...which already pushes the boundaries of reality as it is...silly Arick...
Let'z go bitches I wanna get dere in time to find me a drunk hoe!!!
How exactly does he fit into that huge costume??? I mean how does he walk in that???

 

by BuRnItAll
11-06-03
A few days and hangovers after the Halloween Barn Party...
Hey Kev...Have you seen N-Dawg?? Thought I would take him to work today...
Yeah...he left last night while you were at Amber's...He said he and his new BIATCH were headed to Mexico to HIT DA SKINS in a big tub of Corona...Waste of beer if you ask me...But he sent us an email
Arick starts to miss his furry, foul-mouthed friend...
"Hey Bizznitches!!! Shit yo...Mexico is the Shizznit!!! Y'all shood cum down and we'll blaze, booze and bone until we get dizzy or go blizzind..."
Sounds like he is having a good time...is there more??
Perhaps the guys will go to Mexico to see N-Dawg...who knows???
Yup.."Plus, you dont gotta worry about a place to stay...these people pay big green to watch a squirrel bone a BIATCH in a tub of Corona...lemme know I'll even send you the tix..." there is still more
wow he sure get's long winded when he wants to huh???

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