All comics by CHICKEM

 

Untitled by CHICKEM 2-10-04
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME! AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME!	BUT YOU-- ? AND YOU-- ?	BU--??? WHU--???

 

CHIP AND DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS by CHICKEM 2-28-04
*GOOFS OFF* STOP GOOFING OFF	I AM TOUGH I AM SEXY	CRIKEY

 

JOKES ABOUT PASSION OF THE CHRIST #1 by CHICKEM 2-28-04
So yesterday I was working usher and my boss was all like "Where's the rope?" and somebody else was all like "what for?" Yea	And shes all "I need it for the opening of the passion tommorow. So I was all, "why don't you just use nails hahaha	She didn't hear me aw.

 

JOKES ABOUT PASSION OF THE CHRIST #2 by CHICKEM 2-28-04
I've started saying "passion of the christ" instead of "jesus christ"	like "passion of the christ, it's cold outside!" haha	you gotta be topical man

 

JOKES ABOUT PASSION OF THE CHRIST #3 by CHICKEM 2-28-04
so i was working usher last night and i had to clean up the theater that passion of the christ was in	so i picked up a bottle of water that was on the ground and i was all	"what the fuck, there's wine in this!" haha

 

JOKES ABOUT PASSION OF THE CHRIST #4 by CHICKEM 2-28-04
So this guy walks in to see the passion of the christ and he's got a box of tissues with him	and i was all "what a pervert" hahaha	I stole that joke from my friend willie though

 

JOKES ABOUT PASSION OF THE CHRIST #5 by CHICKEM 2-28-04
There was this part in the passion where jesus is being all whipped and shit and he stands up to get whipped more	and I was all "freeeeeeedoooooom!"	that's from braveheart

 

JOKES ABOUT PASSION OF THE CHRIST #6 by CHICKEM 2-28-04
The whole movie is just jesus being whipped and beat up	so I was all "Jesus is the ORIGINAL Jackass!"	He only got all popular from doing that crazy painful shit

 

JOKES ABOUT PASSION OF THE CHRIST #7 by CHICKEM 2-28-04
people are saying how this movie would have been NC-17 if it weren't about jesus	See Tarintino should have just made "Kill Bill" be about Jesus	get it he wouldn't have had to have split his movie in two i get it

 

JOKES ABOUT PASSION OF THE CHRIST #8 by CHICKEM 2-28-04
man that's how it really happened though. the film transports us back to that time so we could witness objectively what happened	and i guess what happened was they beat him a lot in slow motion while opera music played	it gives you a completely different frame of reference.

 

JOKES ABOUT PASSION OF THE CHRIST #9 by CHICKEM 2-28-04
everybody in the theater was gasping and cryign a lot! This movie should be the next Rocky Horror; with audience participation	or better yet, they should uses william castle-like gimmicks, like a jesus skeleton will pop out of a box and fly over the audience on a wire up to the projection booth	"ATTENTION: JESUS IS LOOSE IN THE THEATER AND IS FORGIVING YOUR SINS! IF YOU FEEL A TINGLE IN YOUR SPINE, SCREAM TO GET THE SINS OUT!"

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