All comics by CaptainZ

 

by CaptainZ
3-06-04
Oh god, this.. this is the best day of my life.
Hey thats my burger you fat slab of human
He is lying to us, my sweet sweet processed at one point in the liquid state piece of meat
I have magic powers, and I will not hesitate for one minute dude to change you into something very unpleasent
ha..ha.. duuuude, now your fat and have no burger.....how unpleasent that must be for you dude.

 

by CaptainZ
3-06-04
So you want to like get naked and stuff
But im so much younger than you
So young and nieve, listen, all that means is that you have plenty of catching up to do.
Ok i guess, but I have to tell you, that I might appear a little different with my clothes off.
To be continued...
Even better!
baba

 

by CaptainZ
3-06-04
What happened.... where am I?
Your in hell sonny, good work, It was a great performance
Your the devil?
Were you looking for something more like this?
Well yea...... That is what you look like
Actually its more like this, but come on, how scary is this?? honestly now

 

by CaptainZ
3-06-04
Good work on killing those American bastards, they will learn.
Ah, you see, what you do when you do you do what?
next..... we go after the white house
Ah, smart you see when you do you see do you when you do?
He must have saw it coming, that bastard.
Ah, no, they decided to start using foreign countries to test new weaponry, you see what they do you do when they see you?

 

by CaptainZ
3-06-04
So I says to the guy, my comics are funny, ya know what I am saying, like they are funny, they mean......funny.
Your comics are terrible, they should have never even made that site!
Dog is a little unhappy with this here fellow
And thhen....thhhhen I had this one idear to.........Woosh and bang, like a giant male donkey
This always happends, guys like this ramble on and on about stupid shit all day long, and the worst part is they think its funny.
Hey it's Johnny Depp every...one....
No wonder why I dont live here

 

by CaptainZ
3-08-04
I decided I will not wear my hat anymore
Oh really n' whysat?
Because, I, David the gnome will be different, I will not wear the hat, I am my own gnome and want to live my life.
..........
They found your pot init' again did they?
Ah yes, so it seems you've got me

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