Why I hope I never have a daughter.

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: August 3, 2005

by Chuckaduck
8-03-05
You wanted to see me dear?
Yeah daddy. I just wanted to tell you that you don't have to worry about paying for gas for my car now. I got a job!
Melony, that's wonderful. I'm very proud of you. You don't know how great it is to hear you taking action and getting a hold on your life.
Thanks daddy!
Now, go have fun with your girlfriends. Daddy's got to go to the bathroom for a bit.
That's not the new issue of Cum Guzzling Guttersluts is it?