Spam IV

Author: CrunchyCheese

Date: June 20, 2005

by CrunchyCheese
6-20-05
--Spam-- Lose weight immediately. . . --Spam-- Drop pounds fast. . . . --Spam-- Wanted: A thinner you
I thought I looked fine. But the machines never lie.
So, you did this just because the machine told you to?
You don't understand. It *speaks* to me. I have no choice in this
I just think there might have been a better, safer way
Good and safe? Sure. But would it have been fast?