Trouser panic

Author: Daddy_Spank

Date: January 27, 2003

by Daddy_Spank
1-27-03
RING RING
FINALLY, My voice activation addon for the superwhizzy internet phone will solve my unique disability needs
RING RING
ANSWER.
Sometime later...
...but it has a colour screen, and MMS capabilities, and java, frankly if you don't take us up on this offer you're a FUCKING MORON and all your friends will make fun of your small penis...
...look, I'm really not interested, now could you please leave me alone...