Physicist's chat up lines

Author: Daddy_Spank

Date: March 4, 2001

by Daddy_Spank
3-04-01
I'm going to integrate you with respect to COCK today
Then I'm going to solve the 3-D time independant Schrodinger equation all over your face
Then I'm going to penetrate the event horizon of your black hole
Oh man, he was doing so well up till then