All comics by DarcyZero

 

by DarcyZero
2-12-02
What it is, I'm THE pimp narrator of this story.. what it is... what it is..
Sure thing.. Well I'm Ira and I work at Funcoland with Jeff and Doug.. what a babe
I PITY DA FOOL!!! Oh wait.. sorry.. AHEM.. So.. this Doug character.. hmm....... maybe I can make some hardcore cash PiMpin him out..
I'll be the first buyer..... but I'm really feelin' it for Jeff...
Alright FOOL, out of my way before I get the A-Team on yo ASS!
Ok.. this Mr. T thing.. its getting old..

 

by DarcyZero
2-12-02
At Funcoland
Hey Doug.. when the hell is that new.... game coming in?.. wait.. you must READ MY MIND.. because I don't LIKE to talk and I think everyone hates me!!
Uhh.. don't know Jeff... um.. why are my eyes so big here??
Hey Lianna, why don't we go to Funcoland and see DOUGIE!!
Welcome to AIM.. I know you NEVER leave.. computer FREAK!!
Why the hell not!! I'll bring my Pimp!

 

by DarcyZero
2-12-02
What it is, Kell! SO we're going to Funcoland, I think we need to bring Waffles and Lynn with us.. and maybe Helena too! My you're looking very PIXILATED today.. ah 8-bit Nintendo.. how I miss....
DAMN RIGHT!! Now.. where's your damn Pimp. I think we needs to get hooked up wit those Camaro's n' shit aiiight. And why the hell do you look like you work for the poor mans' Walmart??
I'm Marie and I'm so Blonde but.. I can't figure out how it happened.. maybe it was Immaculate!! THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!!
I'm Helena and I'm lookin scary... my hair really ISN'T this flat.. infact I have an Afro..why do I look like I'm spanish and japanese? Marie I'm going to BLOCK you IRL...
Hmmm I wonder why Lianna invited me to go with her and Kelly to see Doug.. SHE MUST REALLY MISS ME!!!
Yeah.. she misses you like she misses the sores her braces used to give her....

 

by DarcyZero
5-28-03
My dear child, would you care to confess your sins?
.....
tell me your sins.. you shall be absolved....
umm..... i'm Satan...
my child, you appear in pain.. please.. confess your sins now.. and save yourself!
Jesus freak....

 

by DarcyZero
11-06-03
Thats enough.. I'm gonna have to write you a ticket for that!
woof?
Don't get smart with me now..
woof?
motherfucker...

 

by DarcyZero
12-15-03
so like.. do you go moo?
what the fuck.. moo? I'll give you moo you long haired dirty hippie... MOO THIS
whoa.. calm down.. calm down my cow-like brotha!
oh shit..
whoa.. the cow like.. combusted... COOL! mmmm...... steak tonight!

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