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by Darferg
12-13-03
Hi,Im the Angle Of Death.
YEAH RIGHT
Just Take The Hammer And Drive The Nail In Your Skull.
I STILL DONT BELIVE YOU
Its me Denice Your Xwife
AAHHH......SWEET DEATH PLEASE COME QUICKLY

 

by Darferg
12-13-03
SO THIS ALIEN WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS ANYONE WANT A ANAL PROB
HEY IS THIS THING ON??
LAUGH YOU WORTHLESS FUCKIN HUMANS OR THE MIC GETS IT
OH GOD PLEASE LAUGH

 

by Darferg
12-14-03
HOLLY CRAP JESUS WHAT HAPPEND
FORGIVE THEM THEY NO NOT WHAT THEY DO
SO DOSE THIS MEAN?
YES IM GOING TO DIE BUT DONT WORRY ILL COME BACK IN 3 DAYS
NO!!! THIS MEAN WE ARE NOT GOING TO THE MONSTER TRUCK RALLY ON FRIDAY?
OH YEAH I FORGOT

 

by Darferg
12-14-03
I WHAT CHICKEN I WANT LIVER MEOW MIX MEOW MIX PLEASE DELIVER
OK IVE HAD IT I HATE THAT FUCKIN SONG
WHOW !!! YOU CAN TALK?
YEAH...... YOU CAN SING
I CAN. THANK YOU! I WHAT CHICKEN I WANT LIVER MEOW MIX MEOW MIX PLEASE DELIVER
SHOULD OF SEEN THAT COMING

 

by Darferg
12-14-03
MEANWILE IN CARL'S BEDROOM
WOW !! THE GIRLS GONE WILD CHAT ROOM
NOW WHATS HE DOING
HI HOT CINDY IM BIG BOB 6'2" 200 POUNDS JET BLACK HAIR 6 PACK ABS
YEAH AND IM A GERMAN SHEPARD
HELL YES !! I LOVE TO SEE YOU DANCE ON CAM FOR ME......NO YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOW ME YOUR FACE
OH CHRIST......WERES THE STUPID CAT HES GOT TO SEE THIS

 

by Darferg
12-14-03
HEY YOU GOT TO SEE THIS BILLY ON THE GIRLS GONE WILD WEBSITE
WHAT ??
YEAH HES GOT SOME HOTTIE DANCING FOR HIM RIGHT NOW
OK HANG ON A SEC I GOT GET MY GLASSES OUT OF JANES ROOM
WHAT THE ??
YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE BIG BOB COME TO MAMMA YOU BIG HOT STUD

 

by Darferg
12-14-03
HUH............
YES HOT CINDY WANTS YOU TO
WHATS SHE DOING ?
WELL TAKE A LOOK FOR YOUR SELF
??
NOW HOT CINDY WANTS TO SEE YOU HOT STUD BODY BIG BOB

 

by Darferg
12-14-03
I DONT GET IT ?
LOOK IN BILLYS ROOM
OK I WILL
GET READY FOR IT
YOUR SO HOT.....HEY YOU GOT THE SAME BOXERS AS MY BROTHER
OH YEAH ?? I GOT THESE FROM MY SISTER TO

 

by Darferg
12-14-03
SOOOO.... WHAT DOSE YOUR SISTER LOOK LIKE ??
OH SHES UGLY AND A BIG FAT RETARD
OH GOOD FOR A MINUTE I THOUGH
SO YOU WANT TO HAVE CYBER SEX ?
AND YOU CALL ME STUPID

 

by Darferg
1-06-04
MARTY ....WE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE FUTURE
OK LETS GO DOC
WHOOOO
ITS LIKE THE 60s
OH GREAT THAT MY DAD AND HES DEAD THANKS ALOT I HATE YOU!!!
NOW THATS NOT RIGHT

 

by Darferg
8-10-04
SANTA HAS A INFLUX
HO HO HO
YEAH YEAH I KNOW
YOU DONT SOUND VERY MERRY?
I GOT YOUR MERRY PAL, 14 HOUR DAYS, 2 BREAKS, NO LUNCH AND YOU WITH THAT HO HO HO CRAP ALL THE FRIGIN TIME!!!
BUT I GOT TO MAKE BY CRISTMAS
SCREW YOU IM GOING TO WORK AT COSTCO

 

by Darferg
8-10-04
Dude you think these cops know were baked?
Just mellow out man your fine dont freak out.
Why you say that shit man you allways say "dont freak out" im not !!
Cause dude you allways freak .....no....no dont do that leave your clothes on...........no not the wig !!!!!!!!!!!!
Im fine mommy
Shit this allways happens.oh yeah just one more beer.Never again

 

by Darferg
8-17-04
Dude i told you not to fuck around
What you allways say that" dont fuck around dude"
Hey i meen dont do anything stupid
Hey that guy hairy ass is hot
Well i guss i should have seen that
OH YEAH YOU LIKE THE DONG

 

by Darferg
12-09-04
WOW LOOK AT ALL THE HOT CHICKS ON PALTALK
THIS IS SO COOL GIRLS THAT SHOW THERE TITS AND BANG THEIRSELF LIVE ON CAM
THEY WANT ME TO GET ON CAM AND JACK OFF
DO IT DUDE ILL WATCH
WAIT A SEC I THINK THATS NOT LIVE ITS A VID
SO ITS PROBLEY A GUY ANYWAY THAT LIKES TO SEE GUYS JACK OFF SO LETS NOT DISAPOINT HIM

 

by Darferg
7-23-05
HELP ME......HELP...MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
????????????
OK FINE DONT HELP ME
WHOW

 

by Darferg
7-30-05
sometimes when i pee it burns
so
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hummmmmmmmm
note to self dont pee

 

by Darferg
8-12-05
JUST CAN'T WIN
WELL THAT DIDNT WORK ......WELL I GUESS IT CANT GET ANY WORSE
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
OH SHIT IS RIGHT,IM HORNEY NOT HUNGRY

 

by Darferg
9-24-05
I'm Very Sorry I will make you some cookies to make up for this.
BITCH THE ONLY REASON I KEEP BAILIN YO ASS OUT IS CUSS YOU AINT GOT NOT THEETH!!!!
BITCH NOW GIT OVER THERE AND BLOW THAT GUY
Ok He Looks Nice
hi my love how was your day?
WELL IT WAS A LONG HARD DAY OR MABE IT WAS HARD AND LONG .....I DONT KNOW I GOT TO MAKE COOKIES

 

by Darferg
1-10-06
OK DOC I CAN TAKE IT IS MY TWIN BRO OK???
???????????
DOC?
HE'S .... YA ...... GOOD......OK ..... GO HOME NOW........PLEASE

 

by Darferg
1-10-06
ARE YOU OK?
I JUST WANT TO SEE MY BROTHER!!!
ILL GO GET IM (POOR THING)
???????
HIWA WABBY HOW DO I WOOK
you are ........uh..... GOOD.

 

by Darferg
4-08-07
HEY.....HEY ....WHOSE PUSSY IS THIS?
UMMMMM
WELL... IS THIS YOUR PUSSY?
WELL...... NO IT'S MY SISTERS PUSSY
TRUST ME KID WE HAVE SEEN YOUR SISTERS PUSSY AND THIS ISNT IT.
WHAT?

 

by Darferg
12-14-07
hi satan my name is denies
yes........and
i will sleep with you if you make me the BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WOLE WIDE WORLD
UMMMMMMMMM
NO WAY YOU ALL READY ARE

 

by Darferg
1-02-09
MY NAME IS TONYA AND IM A RETARD
MMMMM IM OLD
I POOPED MY PANTS
WELL AT LEST WE HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON

 

by Darferg
1-02-09
MY NAME IS TOYNA AND IM A RETARD
I POOPED MY PANTS
IM A CHRISTMAS TREE YOU DUMB ASS

 

by Darferg
4-17-09
OH GOD HOW LONG WILL I BE HERE
LETS HOPE ALONG TIME
I LIKE CHICKEN
UMMMM SO......
I LIED.......I LIKE BUNNYS
OH CRAP THIS MITE START SOMTHIN

 

by Darferg
3-30-12
YOUR FIRED BARRY!!!!
but why?i didnt do anything.
THERE!!!now no one will steal from these dead people ever again!!!!!
MMMMMM DEAD BOOBIES

 

by Darferg
3-30-12
SPOCK!!!!! ive seemed to have found something verry exciting!!!!
me too sir......it seems to be a fully frozzen human from the 90's
DAM VULCAN!!!!ALLWAYS HAS TO OUT DO ME!!!!

 

by Darferg
3-31-12
what do you want for breakfast sweetheart?
i want some goddam cornflakes bitch!!!!!!!
what did you say!!!!!????
ahhhhhhhwwwwwwwww
soooo now ....what do you want for breakfast?
well i sure in the hell dont want the goddam cornflakes !!!!!!

 

by Darferg
6-14-12
take of that costume!!!! you lookridiculous.....this is a place of business
whoa.....never mind
cool......i was feeling alittle out of place here
got your back bro

 

by Darferg
5-25-15
hummmm..... kill eveyone in the office???
or go home
SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW!!!
later man...

 

by Darferg
8-26-17
Hey... anyone ever told ya that you look like John F Kennedy??
Umm No
How about now??

 

by Darferg
11-08-18
You want a hot dog
Hot Dog?!?
You know I have irritable bowel syndrome you racist!!!!
WOW....He must be a liberal

 

by Darferg
11-08-18
You want a hot dog
Hot Dog?!?
You know I have irritable bowel syndrome you racist!!!!
WOW....He must be a liberal

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