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by Dark_Lord_Seth
7-12-01
Jack's room...
take me jack. take me now n take me hard!
Uh-huh-huh-huh... Cyb3r1ng jen is so l337...
oh...i can feel ur 1 inch love-salami inside me!
Jen's room...
Ohhhh, jen, you're the best girl I ever had!
Who said anything about girls, anyways?

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
7-13-01
At the battlefield...
DLS, you WILL be owned by meh because I'm a goddess and a beautiful fairy!
You mean sewage fairy, right?
I got a script to block your CTCPs, a firewall to block your hax0r1ng and my lesbian g/f RageyBabey to abuse you!!! How are you EVER gonna fight me!?
Oh rapture...
Ouch.
Napalm.

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
7-13-01
DO NOT SPREAD YOUR LEGS AGAIN FFS!
Or ELSE!? Fear my sexy lingerie!
12 hours later... Armageddon rained down upon the earth...
Back at the centre of the destruction.
The latest news reports indicate that 98% of the human kind died of the horrible smell comming from your twat...
Okay, how was I supposed to know you leave a tampon in for 6 years?

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
7-14-01
Janet's room...
Oh wow! This guy is willing to pay ME for sex! Usually, I have to pay MEN to have sex with me...
(Dark_Lord_Seth): Janet, would u want to have h0t s3x0r with meh?
I better get ready!
(Dark_Lord_Seth): Meet me at Eindhoven, Beatrixlaan 32
At Seth's Fortress...
(Luctor): yus, I live at Beatrixlaan 32 at Eindhoven, why?
Hehehe

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
7-14-01
Ginna and Jack walk into eachother at the park...
...
Dude, I dont understand women at ALL!
...
I mean like, I try so hard to understand them and I still dont get it... Should I ask a girl instead?
What makes you think women understand themselves?
Good point...

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
7-14-01
Julie... Tell me what I need to know about women... Tell me how to please them in bed and make 'em drool all over me!
Jack, us women need more then just good sex. We also need something sensitive, a bit more feeling, enthusiasm, surprise, originality...
This might take a while to explain...
You mean a 69'er?

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
7-14-01
Julie asks Lisa for enlightment on this subject...
Lisa! Jack has been asking around about women and he's been trying to understand us!
Cant we help the guy some way before he starts asking rather awkward things to strangers??
Hmmm...
Doh!
You mean we understand ourselves??? That's new to me...

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
7-14-01
RageyBabey... Do you understand women? The way we think, work, act and do? Our lives and loves? It's for Jack, and I dont know HOW to explain it....
Hmmmm....
2 hours pass...
..........
..........
It was worth a shot...
Cant you ask something less complicated? Like time-travel, quantum-physics or the unified-physics theory?

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
7-14-01
Jack himself went to ask Seth at his Fortress
Easy. Money.
Seth, I need your help... Tell me how to unde-
Money can buy you anything! Power, status, influence! With enough money you can CONQUER THE EARTH!!!
Will it also reveal how women work?
Uhm, no unfortunatly not... I suggest you use LSD for that...
What the hell is this guy ranting about?

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
7-14-01
Lisa and Julie gather after Seth made Jack go postal on LSD
Julie! Seth's been messing around with Jack's mind!
Huh? Whatcha mean Lisa?
Jack has been tripping and walking around claiming he could buy the world! He's okay now, and I already "talked" with Seth about it...
Seth? Wonder what you did to him... Gonna have a look for a bit.
At Seth's Fortress...
Subtle.
Ouch...

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
7-14-01
Meanwhile, Lisa has explained it all to Jack
So Jack finally understands women?
Yes, I think he does, he was happy about it and was gonna try it as soon as possible.
Oh god...
But I myself dont understand women, and I explained it to him... I wonder how he DOES understand us...
THE END. Or is it?
Yo Seth, you look like shit. Have you been incinerated or something?
Ginna, shut up.

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
9-15-01
Rah.
...
You're cute.
?
Damn.
OI GET BENT

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
9-15-01
Saffi, if you're a goddess, then why on earth do you spend time on IRC chatting to all kinds of freaks n n00bs?
2 hours pass...
...
...
I'm completely powerless IRL and online I can at least control people!
Figures.

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
9-15-01
So like... Why the mood swings?
(Saffi) Oh, those are my hormones...
Hormones?
(Saffi) Yes, the doctors have given me oestrogen pills
(Saffi) I need them to complete my gender change from male to female

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
9-16-01
In PA HQ...
Zeus, we are finally making a profit! This pay 2 play idea was great! All those mindless drones...
y4y
We'll make enough to buy out the russian army, and with our players as mindless soldiers WE'LL RULE THE KNOWN GALAXY
Maybe we'll even get laid for once?
WHAT!? That's my last offer for his outdated operation of evil. These are modern times.
By the way, Satan called today, he's doubting about the deal...

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
9-17-01
Saffi tells Seth her innermost feelings
Seth... I love you!
AAAAAA AAAAARRRRRRRR GGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! MY EARS!
...
AAAAAAAH!
Yay!
Shucks,,,

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
9-17-01
DAMMIT P, YOU WORTHLESS SKANKY PIECE OF LAGGING SHIT!
YOU LAG WORSE THEN THE HOTMAIL SITE YOU CRAP BOT! WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN IN, BASIC!?
DIE!
Crap.

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
9-17-01
PA HQ in desperate times
Well Spinner, we did it... We got Zeus to dress up in drag and sell himself to get PA some loot.
Good, can I have a test ru- ... I mean like, will it earn us enough money?
He'll be around in a sec...
I wonder if his fake tits arent saggy...
Sucky sucky, 5 dollah
I somehow doubt this will work...

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
2-10-02
Mister Nodrog, I have pulled you over because you drove through a red light.
What the hell? JBOY is a cop?
Also, you we're speeding... Any reasons?
JBOY, I got Jenny pregnant and need to get her to a hospital, incely
Shit happens.
Mmmm, fresh meat and a virgin rectum...
... and then I got arrested for crimes against humanity. For getting my girlfriend pregnant.

 

by Dark_Lord_Seth
6-24-02

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