All comics by Daryl_Westfall

 

Born Against by Daryl_Westfall 2-23-01
What are you doing, Jesus? Oh, just hanging around.	I would like to apologize for the tastlessness of the previous cartoon. Guys, let's do it again. Take two.	What are you doing, Jesus? Ah, got a little hammered. Now I'm a little hung over. Get it? "Hammered?" "Hung" over? Uhh...take three?

 

Struggling Artists by Daryl_Westfall 2-23-01
Make money and smoke weed while having cybersex and downloading MP3s. Write for details. Gygex, Inc. I kill coffee. Coffee is a big box of used television ultradiapers.	Colostomy Fetish Club: Next meeting this Friday at the VFW hall. Clothing optional. Bring snacks. Coffee does not answer the question. Nor does it emit showers of sparks.	Beef Humper: Frightening small children since 1999. Available at mp3.com. I sink into the dark depths of its concrete thought nougat emulsifiers. I am Damo Suzuki.

 

The Johnson Twins by Daryl_Westfall 2-23-01
Hi! I'm Bill! And I'm Mike! And we are the Johnson twins!	We're here to tell you that the Internet is a dangerous place, and you shouldn't visit without parental supervision. Right, Mike?	Speak for yourself, biznatch.

 

New Saturday Morning Lineup! by Daryl_Westfall 2-23-01
Hi! I'm Li'l Mulan! And I'm Li'l Pocahontas!		Millions of cartoon children are overworked and underpaid by Disney. You can help. Send your donation today. Tomorrow may be too late. Help us. Please.

 

Share and Share Alike by Daryl_Westfall 2-24-01
He was drunk on giddiness when he discovered he could use MusicMatch to make MP3 recordings of his own voice... Is this thing on? Hello? Yo yo, my name is Happy Bob and I'm so elated...I ate prunes and now I'm not constipated...Yo, wikki wikki wikki...	He went at it for days, amusing himself with his own wit and chilly-fresh hypey-dope skillz... Mom's always makin' me take out the trash, but her maxi-pads are always giving me a rash. STOP! Hammer time! Yo yo yo, step off, biznatch!	Perhaps he shouldn't have let Napster scan his hard drive for MP3 files to share with the world.. Today in MP3.COM news...Bob "Happy Bob" Ftzlk is being sued by his mother over the song "Maxi Pads." Meanwhile, a bootleg of the song has shot to Billboard's #1. Bob...You're a retard.

 

You laugh the large quantity! by Daryl_Westfall 2-24-01
Today to present continuation frame cartoon, and welcome. The desire where you like that, that it is very strange finding as for us! Why, the chicken makes the road cross and is high?	I do not know. Why does the chicken make the road cross?	Let us amuse one time when you are pleasant, we desire the fact that you passed! In order to obtain to the other side! Someone set up us the bomb!

 

Laugh to your side which is hurt! by Daryl_Westfall 2-24-01
Today there! That is time of another hilarious cartoon! What do you float with the water which is called the person who has the arm and the foot?	Give? Answering is the "Bob!" Ha ha ha!	This cartoon is strange very! We desire the fact that that laughs in you! The making absolutely feeling. You have no chance to survive make your time.

 

That is those of the person of the strange American stick! by Daryl_Westfall 2-24-01
The Bob-San and the Bill-San receive the startling letter of the mail. As for something by mistake it is. We speak strangely. We received the letter exactly. It say we were sold to the Japanese corporation.	This is fearful! Waiting! We obtain our itself TV show! Wow! But there is the change whose one is small.	"The Happy Insects Which Is Laughed!" They dance in you, can amuse the playing, and time everything! It is brought in you due to the POCKY(tm)! This have given humiliation. Follow to the script namely, the Bob-san! "Ha ha ha! I am the happy insect which is laughed! I dance, sing, play and! I can amuse time everything!"

 

Oh, the humanity! by Daryl_Westfall 2-24-01
		Michael is scaring me.

 

疯‹¶“I”ü‘l! by Daryl_Westfall 2-25-01
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We are so apology to you. by Daryl_Westfall 2-25-01
We want for that front cartoon apology. As a result of the unforseen circumstance, it change are unworthy the first reading to any person.	Yes, this is one tragedy big mistake and it is embarrassed our everybody. We any one kind of grief which perhaps cause for this previous cartoon sincerely apologizes.	Now we must obtain return to do the Nike athletic shoes, or our boss will withdraw our food quota. Thanks. We are kind and the understanding to you are the extreme feel grateful. We now return to the cartoon which your you usually prearranges.

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