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by DasSpiel
6-24-03
Lets begin our story by introducing the band members: First is the singer Devon, and drummer Antoine
Why do I have orange hair?
Why the hell does he get a close up?
Our guitarists, Matt and Andrew
I can't stop looking into that shirt...the colors...colors....
MWAHAHAHA...First Matt, then the band...and then...the WORLD!
And Andrew the Bassist
Poor bastard won't see it comming

 

by DasSpiel
6-24-03
It all started with Andrew...
Hey Matt, maybe we should start a band, wadda ya say?
Yeah sure...but only if I get first choice of Groupies
It all started with Andrew...
Look into my shirt...you don't like groupies....
...I don't like groupies...
It all started with Andrew...
Excellent...Now who else can we get, I know that Antoine plays the drums and Andrew Oxford plays Bass
And Devon has vocal cords!!! What more do we need?

 

by DasSpiel
6-24-03
Matt goes to convince Devon...
Hey man, wanna sing for our band??
Sure I guess...but I must warn you, I can only face straigt ahead, and not left or right
No problem, we'll just play on a curved stage
Are you fucking insane?
...I don't like groupies...
...I'll see ya tomorrow

 

by DasSpiel
6-24-03
Andrew goes to convince Antoine...
Hey man, our band needs a drummer, you want in?
Yeah sure I guess...
Look into my...wait...You do?
Yeah, but my fee must be payed in Euros....
No problem, so where's your brother Andrew O?
Down in the woods killing stuff, if your going down there be careful, mom went down to tell him to come up for breakfast...doctor says she may never recover

 

by DasSpiel
6-24-03
Andrew risks life and Limb convincing Andrew O to join
Andrew! Are you here?....I don't like the looks of this
You looking for me?
Yeah, looking for a bassist in our band...and wanted to see if your interested
Yeah sure, We'll meet up tomorrow...oh and on your way out, if you see a squirrel with a rocket, just back away...
Rocket?

 

by DasSpiel
6-24-03
The Next day the Band unites...
So what's our band name going to be? I suggest "The Manglers"
Nah, I think we should be called "Assault Team"
I say we be known as the "Shamu Lobster Orchastra!!!"
....
How bout "The Band that only exists in your head as electronic input signals"??
How bout no?

 

by DasSpiel
6-27-03
An Idea is born
Listen we're never gonna agree on anything, I say we pick two random words from the dictionary and combine them without question...
oh yay
K, Antoine, pick a random word from the online dictionary
I'll pick a random page and use the 11th word....and the word is "Piffy"
Piffy eh? Odd...
Yes but we agreed this is how we'll do it

 

by DasSpiel
6-27-03
Piffy is a word now?
And the next word is "weaners"
And thus a name was born...
So it's official.. we are...
THE PIFFYWEANERS!!
I could go solo...wouldn't have to split the profits...
All this is making me hungry...where did I put my machete?

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