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by Dasonge
1-04-02
A newbie comes by thinking he could fool high levels for meq by pretending to be the neightbourhood innocent girlies
Ah.... a high level player, i will just trick him outta buy me some meq, by pretending to be a girl, ah.... high levels fall for that...ah..... they like girls... ah........ *giggles* damn i'm smart
[AFK]
He starts off....
*giggles*Heya mister high level pred *giggles* U are so macho and so sexy *giggles* whoops said my inner most thoughts there*giggles*
[AFK]
After 2 hours of intensive typing and description by the newbie....
*giggles*oh ur so sexy...*giggles*i love those rippling muscles*giggles* i *giggles* was *giggles* thinking *giggles* whether*giggles* u*giggles* could *giggles* hook *giggles* me up with some....
Linkdead

 

by Dasonge
1-04-02
Somewhere within the ranks of AVP
OH SHIT! Noobie is catiching up with my level, better spend my hours on the com leveling before he catches up
Meanwhile, after typing who, another player finds out...
HOLY COW! Noopies is leveling so fast, i gotta spend all my time mping from now on, ah... i got an idea, i'll go nochat, notell,noshout, to free myself from distractions
Just a month into the game, and the Great FearItself plans another surprise for this mp frenzy players....With coders like this, what for level?
[CHAT] Noobie: ARGH!!! WHATS HAPPENIN!!! [CHAT] Noopies: HELP!!! FEAR SAVE MY CHAR BEFORE SOMETHING GOES WRONG!!!
Damn... i loved to do that, lets try it again after 2 weeks

 

by Dasonge
1-05-02
FearItself bestowed upon Prism the holy mission of ridding AvP of all evil, Prism gets down to work on his first day ...
[CHAT] Shritish: AhHAhHhHAhHAa Prism's yag yag yag yag yag yag yag yag yag yag yag ......
[CHAT] Prism: You foo! Do u think i can't read backwards.... That will be a ban for u, shitbitch!
On Prism's 17428164846th day of work....
Fx says, "Come on Prism, i only said ur gay...."
Prism says, "That's FUCKING 2 times u said i'm gay, now get the hell out of AvP and do some housework! Ban for u!
On the same day...
Prism exclaims, " ARGhgHhhHHhHHhH!!! NO!!!! MY LORD!!!! I WILL GIVE U HEAD!!!!"
FearItself says, " God Damn You Prism, you have banned our last player. Now get ur bags packed, coz i'm gonna fuckin delete ur char!

 

by Dasonge
1-07-02
A newbie finds AvP: The Mud
On your feet soldier! Name?
Hey! A cool mud !
Everything went on fine till....
"What command do you type in order to see the core policies of the game?"
Herm... they think they could trick me, fuck if i dun know the answer i'm so fucking gay ass stupid, of course it is help
FearItself's A.I program takes over!
You are disconnected from the mud: Yes We DO accept newbies, but We DO NOT accept newbies who are also fuckin retards
AWwWw.... Shucks! I knew that damn answer!

 

by Dasonge
1-07-02
One fine day, Dragor came along in AvP...
[CHAT] Dragor: USED TO BE A MEMBER OF MERC
[CHAT] Dasonge: Merc ? Mercedes?
Proclaiming the owning of MG
[CHAT] Dragor: No you fucking cuntweed, it is Mercenaries Guild!!! We rox0rz!!! We rule da mud back then!!! We OWNZ!!! And you don't even know us? Shit on you...
[CHAT] Dasonge: Oh... MG that newbie clan?
Truth could be so cruel...
Dragor has lost his link.
Dasonge says, " Heh, newbies nowadays amuse me..."

 

by Dasonge
1-07-02
Silent gets insulted...
[CHAT] Inferno: Silent is a fucking newbie... yes...
[CHAT] Silent: And your fucking welcome.....
He JUST have to say THAT word....
[CHAT] Hiqi: Yes. Silent is a fucking newbie.
[CHAT] Silent: Keep your gay mouth shut and your fucking welcome.....
Guess who's in the house?
Prism says, " Do NOT use sexual preference as an insult, Silent. You have broken the 11th commandment of AvP Therefore u shall perish... BAN FOR U, BITCH!"
Silent exclaims, " NO!!! PRISM NO!!! I SAID HIS GAY, NOT U!! UR MANLY!!!!! THIS WILL BE THE 7651476517624th TIME I GOT BANNED!!! "

 

by Dasonge
1-07-02
Three men got stranded on an island after their ship wrecked....
They meet a cannibal on the island....
[CHAT] Shritish: I will let you guys go if you guys can beat the 19 inch dick i have on my head (escape ship provided) AhOAoHAohOAaHAoALHA
[CHAT] Hades: *pulls out a 10 inch dick* [CHAT] Bromide: *pulls out a 9 inch dick* [CHAT] Prism: *pulls out a 1 inch dick*
Later on, aboard the escape ship...
[CHAT] Hades: BAH! Be thankful i have a 10 inch dick, suckers!
[CHAT] Prism: Shut up! Be thankful i have an erection...

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