Dr. Metacarpus' discovery

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: December 18, 2002

by DestroyAllTacos
12-18-02
Meanwhile, within the laboratory of the evil Dr. Metacarpus...
Yes! I have created fire!
Um, sir, fire's already been invented.
Easier, yes. But not as fun.
Also, there are easier methods of starting one than covering a midget with gasoline and lighting a match.