Dr. Metacarpus Is Dead Part V: Dr. Metacarpus Is Still Dead

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: December 18, 2002

by DestroyAllTacos
12-18-02
And so, Dr. Metacarpus' torture continued. The great god Cthulu disemboweled him repeatedly.
An emo stick man pounded nails into his testicles while playing the latest album by The Dashboard Confessional over and over again.
And then there was some more tentacle rape. Oh, the tentacle rape...
Please be gentle...