How about Christmas traffic? What is the deal with that?

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: December 21, 2002

by DestroyAllTacos
12-21-02
Man, traffic is terrible this time of year.
I know, the other day I went out to the grocery store and almost got hit by a car. Don't these people know it's illegal to run over a pederast?
That's pedestrian. It's illegal to run over a pedestrian.
Oh.
Are you sure? Because I'm gonna keep on molesting children evertyime I go out, you know, just in case...