Dr. Metacarpus' Vacation VIII

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: December 22, 2002

by DestroyAllTacos
12-22-02
Alright, give me one reason I shouldn't eat you, punk!
Well, I couldn't help but notice you've got an attractive build there, if you don't mind me saying. How about you help me get out of here, and I hook you up with some sweet female land ass.
You really think so? But I have gills, I don't even think I would be able to survive on the land.
Well, I'm a scientist, I can take care of that.
Also, I just realized that I've been breathing underwater for most of this series so far, so apparently the laws of physics only work when it's convenient, and it probably won't be a problem anyway.