Dr. Metacarpus' Vacation XI:Surprise Guest Appearance!!

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: December 22, 2002

by DestroyAllTacos
12-22-02
Dr. Metacarpus meets Suburban Cowboy... in space!!! (Special Thanks To Cribbage)
Excuse me, good sir, could you give me directions out of here? I really need to get home, and I think the aliens are going to give me an anal probe. They keep staring at my ass.
You know, those anal probes ain't so bad... after a while, you start looking forward to them.
But, if you really wanna get out of here, I suppose I can help ya. Turn around and bend over. It's time to put this thing on anal sex drive!
Well, ok, if you think it'll help...
ANAL SEX SPEED AHEAD!!!