Dr. Metacarpus XII

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: December 22, 2002

by DestroyAllTacos
12-22-02
Wait a second! We're still here!
Yeah, I lied, there's no such thing as anal sex speed. But didn't it feel good?
This time I'll really get you back home. I promise.
(insert teleportation sound effects here)
Finally! Back home again! Too bad my only souvenir is a painfully throbbing anal cavity. Now, back to the lab!!