Sometimes Come-ons Can Be A Little Too Elaborate.

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: December 23, 2002

by DestroyAllTacos
12-23-02
Hey baby, I'd like to cram my Washington Monument into your Georgia O'Keefe painting.
What?
(Hey kids! Spot the Mark Prindle ripoff!)
You know... shove my necktie into your bellybutton? Play stairway to heaven on your cunt xylophone?
Have... sex?
Um... no.