When serial killers compete

Author: DexX

Date: October 23, 2005

by DexX
10-23-05
Okay, you ready?
Yep, ready. Go on three. One... two... three!
Chop! Slice! Hack! Mangle! Gut!
Six point eight seconds!
Damn it! Seven point two! To be fair, though, that axe gives you the edge in dismemberment races.