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| It's no good, DexX - our Church has stagnated... lost its way... it is no longer the true Church of Arse. I am founding a new Church. | |
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| What? No! You can't, Dan! If you divide our congregation there will be chaos! Brother aagainst brother! Sister against sister! Arse against arse! | |
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| I'm sorry, but that is a risk I have to take. If I stay here and do nothing, knowing that our current ways are wrong... I fear for my immortal arse. | |
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| ...but the teachings! The Great Lord Tobor's words are there in the Book of Arse for all to read. How could we have strayed...? | |
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| I don't know how we strayed, but stray we did... from now on, I now belong to the Church of Ass. | |
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| *sob* No... I will put on my Blessed G-String and pray for you, brother... | |
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