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by DollarMakers
12-25-06
JV Judy spots a need and qualifies it.
I want to buy another car, JV Judy. The old one's had it.
How much would you pay? What exactly are you looking for?
JV Judy sets up the deal.
I'm selling my old car and buying a new one!
How much do you want for it? What would you pay me if I brought you a successful sale?
JV Judy closes the deal and gets paid if it works out.
Sally's got a car for you. I asked her to call you.
That's great! Thank you, JV Judy!

 

by DollarMakers
12-25-06
JV Judy is Always Listening
I'm sick of getting 4% on my savings - the bank is robbing me blind.
Would you be interested in a higher return?
JV Judy finds a Solution.
Bob, do you still pay 12% on invested money? If I brought you an investor, would you pay me 6%?
Sure, JV Judy, just send 'em along and I will talk with them.
JV Judy creates a new stream of passive income for herself.
Bob will pay you 12% - I asked him to give you a call.
Wow! Thanks, JV Judy - you're so kind!

 

by DollarMakers
12-25-06
JV Jenny Genuinely Cares
I love travel, JV Jenny - just wish I could afford to do it more.
JV Jenny Shares the Solution
You can join my network and save money on travel, while at the same time making money.
Tell me more!
JV Jenny Gets Paid to Help
Here's my website - go sign up and start enjoying the ride, Jim.
You're an angel, JV Jenny.

 

by DollarMakers
12-25-06
I can't get another cent out of our customers and we work 24/7, JV Julie.
How about introducing another company's products to our customers and earning 100% profit on them?
I don't have time - can you set it up for me and we'll share the extra profit?
Sure - I will get right on it, Mike.
If we were to promote your products to our client list, what percentage of the revenues would you pay us?
I'll give you 20% of the gross, plus all the advertising and marketing material you need, JV Julie!

 

by DollarMakers
12-25-06
Donny Offers Bill Free Stuff
You can give my e book away and use my ezine articles - no charge to you, Bill.
Why would you just GIVE IT ALL AWAY? How can you make money doing that?
Bills Wants More...
They're all linked to my website, and when people visit my site they BUY stuff and I make my money that way.
So how can I make money giving your stuff away?
And They Both Win!
I'll create an affiliate program for you so that we can track sales and pay you commissions, too.
That's cool, Donny - thanks! I can earn money by giving your stuff away! Thanks, buddy!

 

by DollarMakers
12-25-06
Gimme all your money!
This fool has got to be a bureaucrat or a politician.
Wanna buy a good watch, cheap?
OK, this one's a self-employed type.
How can I help you to get what you want, lady?
This one's smart - must be a Joint Venture Broker

 

by DollarMakers
12-25-06
Success means sacrificing yourself for others. Give away everything you have. Suffer, baby.
That's socialism, collectivism and just plain junk.
Take whatever you want at the expense of others. Steal, lie and cheat, and you'll get rich.
That's not for me.
You can get anything you want out of life, if you'll only help enough other people to get what THEY want. It's called Capitalism.
Now THAT makes sense.

 

by DollarMakers
12-25-06
Tom finds a need
Hey, Wendy, you still looking to buy an apartment?
Yes, I am - you know a good realtor?
He sets up the JV
Damon, you're the best realtor I know. If I bring you a client who buys from you, will you pay me 20% of your commission?
In a heartbeat, ol' buddy - bring it on!
He links supply and demand to get paid
Wendy, my friend Damon will call you - he's helped a lot of my friends find the right apartment.
Thanks, Tom - I look forward to hearing from him

 

by DollarMakers
12-28-06
JV John Finds a Need
You present seminars @ $1000 per delegate. If I bring you ten people, will you discount the price and pay me 50% of what you get?
Sure, I can accomodate ten extra people, and I'll give them all a discount of 30% and pay you half of what I get.
JV John promotes the special deal on the seminar to lists and databases and uses a Barter company as well. He offers those who control the databases half of his commission.
Benefits of JV's - All the time and money you need, with no cost or risk!
Hey, June. Isn't it great to work less and earn more, using Joint Ventures?
You bet, John. Now I have time to spend with my family and friends.

 

by DollarMakers
1-03-07
Mary recruits musicians for her Agency
If I get you a gig playing the piano, I'll take 20% of your fee
No problem! The restaurant pays you and then you pay me.
Mary promotes her agency to restaurant owners and hoteliers
My agency has some great musicians available. Call me when you need one!
Thank you. I'll put your information on file.
Mary makes 20% of the income of twenty musicians
Thanks for all the work you've brought me, Mary.
I make hundreds of dollars a month from your work.

 

by DollarMakers
1-05-07
Chuck finds out that Brady mails stuff out
I send out 1,000 invoices to my customers every month.
Would you add someone else's brochure to your mailing, and get paid commissions on any resulting sales?
Chuck arranges a Joint Venture with Betty to piggyback on the mailing
I can include your brochure in Brady's mailings if you pay me and Brady each 10% of any resulting sales.
That will be wonderful, thanks, Chuck!
Everyone makes money!
Thanks for including Betty's brochures in your mailing. Here's a commission check for $500 - we each got one.
Wow! That's the easiest money I ever made. I love JV's!

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