All comics by Dr_Seuss

 

by Dr_Seuss
6-13-02
Kirill is on his daily crosscountry run in his Sado Maso uniform.
OHHHHHHHH Maybe I can put it in my popo I like it there!!!
Oleg catches Kirill being gay...
Now Kirill what did I tell you about putting stuff in your ass... It really makes me wanna cry when I see you cheating on me with a rocket!!!!!
Oh Rocket ur so smooth and round in my ass just like maynard.... Oh crap its Oleg
Kirill in his desperat attempt to not lose his dad as his boyfriend bends over.
What Shall we do? I think i will just have to dump you!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Here I want you in me Oleg I'll just turn around.

 

by Dr_Seuss
6-13-02
Some where in Germany about 2 years ago.....
Now lets get back to I smoked ur chicken live with Jerry Springer
Hmmmm where could my creature have gone have gone...
In Russia 1987...
Oh oleg fast befor the radiation makes you gay like all the other russians!!!
Should I just move my shoulders up and down??? No I think its now or never.
In the desert of Isreal...
Common I might be old but I had my barmitzwa lets go!!
Alright but only cuz ur rich and r gonna die in a couple of year anyways...

 

by Dr_Seuss
6-13-02
Good day now I will teach you about what god told me...
I thought that Jesus is stupid and that we jews r the best
NO God and Jesus r the real gods
Oh jea wel I will run to Isreal and go get my friends
The Jews return Lead by maynard
Good that captain jew could save us from this guy he almost raped Jeremy
YEA NO one steals my BOYFRIEND

 

by Dr_Seuss
6-13-02
Canadian meets................... Jons mom
Hi I'm a big Canadian do u wanna have a kid that I can fight?
Sure but we gotta have a dog and an anoying little girl too
BOOOOOOOM the stupid four where born Leo and Jeremy
LEEEEOOOOOOO
Hi I'm Bagel
Jon and Kirill
I dunno why I am in this group of morons
MY SPOON IS TO BIG

 

by Dr_Seuss
6-13-02
The camels come out on the parking lot
I am dumb and I want u to be gay so I can call u my cousin
Sorry but I'm jewish and I hate you because u smell like shit and don't pay ur taxes
Leo starts getting hit and doesn't fight back because he fears gettign deported and wants to scare the camels. jon charges in and helps Leo
FOR CANADA!!!!
VICTORY
Lets run they r not gay like us and acctually hit hard!!!!
I'M GAY!!!!!!!!

 

by Dr_Seuss
6-13-02
The morons wathc a movie and leo said something stupid but wasn't completly wrong but w/e lets just make fun of him
The Nazis did that and now russia will pay!!!!!
Kirill is really sad cuz allt he gays died and the comercial with the pride of mother russia is over
Oh no they hit russia how horrible thousands of gays died!!!!
Shut up or I#ll kick u out oh and can i ask u out to a date cuz I'm gay too
Jon points out the facts
I think leo is stupid!!!
The black guy died again and Bagel tell us something new

 

by Dr_Seuss
6-13-02
Leo made a funny joke. strike ONE
I'm a fat blind kid
SEE ya later! hahahahaha
STRIKE TWO leo made two funny jokes in one day.
Make fish soup!!!
You just wan tot think of jocelyn while eating.
THREE STRIKES UR OUT. Leos Head combusts
Lets go to BIO.
We can look at the Camel!!!!

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