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by Ego
12-11-01
In #mayhem...
Hey Travis, look at all those roids I got last night!
Wow Ego, you got 4! And only 3 are uninitiated!
Yea, things really started to get moving fast since we started with those Gal attacks
Yea!
Brown noser! - I'll never defend him again...
Braggart! Like I'm donating to COM STAR...

 

by Ego
12-11-01
Thor makes a donation...
Here is my donation to COM STAR, Ego!
Thanks Thor! Now you're only 6 months behind - and that is if you donate five ticks per day...
Hehe, noone realises that when the GF is full, I'll take the stuff, get exiled for it and start all over in a new gal - where I'll do the same. Who needs to go roiding when this is so much more fun!!
Later, in #mayhem...
What!?! Gold, what have Ego done?
Yea, he took the entire GF... Lets erase his access to both sites before he steals all the scan info too. And he MUST be a spy so lets exile him!

 

by Ego
12-11-01
Mik has called the entire cluster into #others to organise a retal on an 150k planet...
I know Mik. He's a great leader! He'll save us all bla bla bla
Hehe, don't say that Linux! You embarrase me in front of all these fine ppl! Bla bla bla!!!
Ppl start slacking Mik when they discover why they were summoned and when Mik slips his coords hell breaks loose...
Man, ppl are giving me a hard time - and I don't understand why...
Yea that is right @jop. I also have 2502 dreads and 15000 spids. They are all out attacking so you won't see them on my score (phew, that was a close one - they almost discovered that I'm a n00b...)
Later Mik enters #others using an alias to find out what ppl say about him... (you get top grades for trying Mik (c:, Ego)
So how did the meeting go before I got here?
Well, some n00b tried to run the cluster. But he typed so fast we never understood what he meant...

 

by Ego
12-11-01
In #mayhem...
Man, it's the 16. day in a row we get attacked by 28:24. Do you think that it's a coincidence, Crustpunk?
I dunno Sync. Do you think it has anything at all to do with the fact that we keep hitting on small defenseless planets, and that we are bound to hit some Legion farm at some time and get retalled?
Naah! I'm off finding a new target...
Me too! I just found these two undefended planets in 47:2 and 51:15...

 

by Ego
12-11-01
In #mayhem...
Hey Gold, I'm in this new great alliance, The Sleeping n00bs, so I think we should tag the gal at once!
Cool, Holy! Is it better than the other 19 alliances you have joined this month?
Yes! They have this one guy who is 374 mill and it is possible that this one member knows someone that have a NAP with fury!
Great! I'll tag immediately...
Next day in #mayhem
Hey Gold, Forget The Sleeping n00bs - they were all n00bs. I found this new alliance instead: Clueless n00bs...
Man, I knew I should have stayed out of the channel today...

 

by Ego
12-11-01
In #mayhem...
Wow, it's already 1:30 in the morning. I'm off to bed, Gold!
Ok, cya Travis!
Do you think our galaxy is safe now?
Sure Travis! My plan is that Legion know that we've all been sleeping the last 17 nights! So they will never guess that we will do such a stupid thing one more time!!!
Next morning. Travis is checking PA...
WTF!! 756k incoming and no defense...

 

by Ego
12-11-01
Crustpunk is playing SSG
FFS!! I've been playing for 103 hours straight! Time to go to the loo...but I can't leave...I'll just get slammered...
Aahhh, now I don't have to go anymore. Well, back to the game...

 

by Ego
12-12-01
People are gathered in #mayhem to discuss whether to build the jumpgate or not...
Well, I think the jumpgate sucks!
But id, I read somewhere in the forums that if u fart three times when launching your speed doubles, and...
That is not true Mik. In the manual it clearly says that you get all your eonium back, if your fleet survives the jump, but I might...
Whatever Melech! I agree with id! The jumpgate is too expensive and we haven't got a clue to what it does!
Ego enters, clueless as usual...
I read you Swabber. So we all agree that we will NOT build the jumpgate, right?
Hi guys, sorry I'm late... I have great news! I just build the jumpgate!!!

 

by Ego
12-12-01
Ego is checking PA, 8 o'clock in the morning...
FCOL!!! We are under attack and I'm undefended again!?! And the ETA is 1! This is it, I'm leaving these n00bs!!!!
Heh, I'll just write this note telling them all, that I'm leaving due to real-life issues. Then they will never realize that it's because I just lost 150 roids, and I'm just a looser...
Ego can't even quit properly...
Hah, then that is settled!! I'll NEVER play that stupid game again!!! See if I care! They will NEVER see ME again... (for at least 7 hours)

 

by Ego
12-12-01
After another busy morning in the galaxy
Crap!! Those 28:24 keeps hitting us!! Look at the size of them compared to us!?! Fecking n00bie bashers!!!
Yea Sync!! I hate people that think they can just hit on smaller planets...
But do these people have no honour, Thor!?!
I guess not...man, if I could just get my hands on one of those bast***s in real life I'd show them how to operate a press...
Btw, are you joining the gal attack tonight? I found this great galaxy, 51:4. Man they are a picking...
Well, of course...!

 

by Ego
12-12-01
Swabber is trying IRC
Hmmm, press 'any key..'
Where the heck is the any-key?

 

by Ego
12-12-01
Finally 6:2 gets to pay back on 6:17...
It's great doing this joint attack on 6:17 with you Swabber!
Why, thank you Ego!!
Man, they will never expect us coming with such a force!
Yea, we are at least 2 people attacking!!!
That is what you think! I'll recall 2 min before we hit!!
I can't wait to see his face whe he discovers that I'm the spy that tipped 6:17 off...he'll get retalled so hard...

 

by Ego
12-13-01
Early morning, when Ego should really be in bed...
...then I just have to donate then I can go to bed...du bi du bi dub...there is the page...then I'll just click that button and I'm off......
WTF!?!
'You have initiated the building of the jumpgate. The jumpgate will be finished in 164 ticks!'
Ups...

 

by Ego
12-13-01
Thor has listened too much to Ego, so he sometimes makes typos..
Holy, just you wait - gonad hit you!!
Whatever Thor...

 

by Ego
12-13-01
Thor has listened too much to Ego, so he sometimes makes typos..
Holy, just you wait - gonad hit you!!
Whatever Thor...

 

by Ego
12-14-01
#mayhem 1 o'clock in the morning. Retall on 6:17 is a go...
Wow, Ego, look we are all attacking this planet about 4 times our size!!! I hope everyone is here tomorrow morning b4 we hit, so we can recall if necessary!!
Yeah! I hope we don't sleep in!! That will be a disaster!!! Cya tomorrow Thor!!

 

by Ego
12-15-01
6:2's fleets are approaching their target: 6:17. The first reports indicate that there is heavy defence. All conversations seems to stop as people realize this might be a one way trip...
People know this might be the last few hours they have left! They reflect on their lives: did they achieve what they wanted?, their loved ones, friends...
And then there is Sync...
'ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT - GENTLY UP THE S...! Come On!!..Everybody Now!!!...

 

by Ego
12-16-01
'...and with us today we have a very special person. This is the infamous spy, who singlehandedly brought down Fury and Legion as the result of several rounds of spying on their activities...'
'...to conceal his identity we have placed him in a darkened room - now, lets talk to him...'
(Stupid as he is, Ego stumbles into the room...)
Upps, sorry...

 

by Ego
12-17-01
The city seems quite. Streets are empty, except for the occasional drunk - but hey, what is that? There is someone sneaking around the cemetary. It's Gold...what is he doing here at this hour?
Is he looking for roids? A new target?
Ohh...

 

by Ego
12-20-01
Sync is downtown...
Hi you stud! Do you have a lighter?
Wow, what a babe!
...and if you do, should we go home to my place and light my fire...?
Sorry, I can't tonight - I promised to protect my galaxy tonight...we might have incoming from 6:17...but how about tomorrow...?
Hey! Come back! Something I said??

 

by Ego
1-26-02
Sometimes real-world issues gets out of control and you forget - then I come here and I remember...Thanks guys for some entertaining months!
There is not enough room for everyone, but also thanks to the guys not here!

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