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by ElJimador
1-14-03
No one
Dstro, back in the day net admin equalled big bux.
Yah, well by the time I finished the school you advised there was shit all jobs.
should take
Yah but it's not like it cost you ten grand... hehehe.
If I didn't need his ass for a reference I'd kill him.
my advice
I think I'll go back to workin at the Verge, at least they have benefits.
When the fuck did we both grow mustaches and goats?

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
Every day
I hate living on 107th Ave...
Hey big boy! Want gummers for cheap?
I ask "why Gawd? why?"
Young man, can you tell me which way to the HIV clinic?
I hate all the trash that live around here...
and I swear I hear laughter
I hate it when men hit on me.
Hey buddy, does this look normal to you?

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
thank
Hey Tgo! What's up?
Ewww someone pissed on the seat lid in the john!
you
Heh I'd sure hate to be the janitor that cleans that gross mess... oh well back to work on the phones.
for not calling
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
On second thought I wonder what a custodian makes.

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
1999 - Longrider's Saloon
Man I'm laying out some wicked bass lines rite now
The Decibels fuckin rule!
2001 - Stars
Scilent fuckin rules!
Fuck. Why does Beinz always have to take his damn shirt off?
2003 - The Rev
Silence fuckin blows...

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
My girlfriend is wicked hot
Hi Blu, seems your boyfriend turned us into a webcomic.
Hi Jason, sure looks that way doesn't it.
My best friend is a little weird
I have to split, there's a protest I gotta get to. Here finish these organic corn chips off.
Thanks! Have a good time.
Dstro is pure death metal
Hey Derek! Help me finish these chips Jay gave me?
You're eating something of Greenpeace's?!? No wonder this "guacamole" dip says salsa on the container!

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
Is it funny now?
Is it funny now?
Is it fun...
Fuck this...

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
How the world sees them
Crack Chicken!
Oilers!
How I see them
Dstro mentioned Pink in the channel...
Jimmy got her poster...
Wait - nobody has ever seen these two outside
Pink!
Crack Chicken!

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
Let me tell you what cool is...
it's playing Rifts all evening...
with a Shogun game thrown in as a break...
then watching Red Dwarf on PBS from 11 to 12...
then trying to stay awake until Highlander's on at 3am...
then doing it all again the next day.

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
Disclaimer:
Hey sexy
Hey baby
m0g
So did you hear about m0g? His nipple rings got infected with Ebola! Last I heard he was headed to the chiropractor.
Yikes! Why would he go to a chiropractor for that?
is not this pretty
Heya m0g, what's ne... holy shit! What happened?
What happened is I got the fuck out before he could try cracking my neck.

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
Why have a PA section
with a squirrel?
Where the hell is Tycho?

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
Hey Shadore
Let met set the record straight for a minute.
My constant woman hating is in NO way a desperate cry from my repressed homosexual tendencies.
Sure dude, whatever you say... Hey is there a reason you've been hanging out in my room for hours now?
Kiss me.

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
Her job
Welcome to the class. Today I'll be teaching you programming languages that you will use to make huge salaries.
Jimmy says: good luck with class today sexy!
My job
No sir! I said hold the phone to your E-A-R
No good boy, it won't fit. This derned gerbil is taking up all the room. *pffffft*
The eternal question...
What exactly do you see in me?
You're hot!

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
If you recognize one of these
*Talking shit about others when their not around*
as maybe being you...
*Obliviously playing computer games while children run amok*
what does that say?
*Sending people loonie emails *Writing university articles with kindergarten grammar *Pontificating on subjects I know nothing about *

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
Hey Alasen... my your looking "perky" today *wink wink nudge nudge*
umm... thanks I guess Mister S
Hey Alasen... get that "hot ass" of yours back to work *staring at boobs*
umm... alright Mister R
I don't understand it Jimmy. None of the manager's here respect me.
Weird. I wonder what it could be. Great show at the stripclub last night.

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
This happened
Derek you're just one of a million consumer culture self obsessed whores.
Yah well Greenpeace you look as awful as you smell and you eat garbage.
and this happened
"Hi Jimmy's roommate, I'm his new girlfriend"
... *rude silence*
god forbid this ever happens
You *&#$%#!
Yesh well you're a *@#$* you @#*$@!

 

by ElJimador
1-14-03
It has been said that I am incapable of making a web comic that is unrelated to my own life
It has also been said that no one but me would find any of these strips even remotely funny
To these claims I say: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Shadore&ID=107251

 

by ElJimador
1-15-03
It seems only fitting
that after sneaking in to the movie
we snuck out of it.
I thought you said we should leave
I thought you said we should

 

by ElJimador
1-15-03
This Tiger Woods golf game is amazing!
I can't stop playing this.
Jimmy... it's on your Pocket PC, not your home computer... you don't have to play it in your room.
I never even thought of that!

 

by ElJimador
1-15-03
Introducing Avis
Hey Avis! Why are you wearin a kilt man?
Haha! Killer isn't it? Adrian brought it back for me from Ireland.
who will henceforth wear his kilt, cod peice and have a beer in hand
Dude... kilts are from Scotland.
Haha! No shit? Really?
because in stripcreator there is no character wearing a yarmulke
So Dstro thinks you might have gotten on the wrong plane AGAIN man!
I have to go a third time?

 

by ElJimador
1-15-03
Tweedle Dee
So I got a new barbq for Christmas.
Bitchin. Lets bust out some steakz!
and Tweedle Dum
Haha wicked. Steakz rule! Lets make em blue rare.
Yah! In fact lets not even cook em, they taste manlier raw.
got e-coli from a raw cow's bum.
Haha wicked. Wait... why did I get a barbq then?

 

by ElJimador
1-15-03
Where is all that vile profranity coming from?!?
Shadore and Dad are playing Mariocart in the basement.
I can't believe he stormed off just because I beat his ass a thousand games to none.
Might wanna lay off the super nintendo for a while there Pops...

 

by ElJimador
1-15-03
And the oscar for best picture...
Movies always leave me depressed.
that is three hours long yet uses only one chapter of the book its based on...
Is it that hard to figure out what is cool and what is not?
goes to Peter Jackson's "Lord of the Rings : Helms Deep".
I mean Faramir dragging Frodo to Osgiliath where he attempts to surrender the ring! What the fuck is that all about?

 

by ElJimador
1-15-03
Everyone has demons in their past.
Shania Twain rules!
Mine just moved to the coast is all.

 

by ElJimador
1-15-03
Either you've got it
Or you want it
Either you've got it
Or baby you want it
Break it down for me fellas...

 

by ElJimador
1-17-03
Hey! How's it going? Long time no see!
Oh hi, what's your nick? No kidding! Great to finally meet you.
Oh yes... now I remember why I don't attend IRC social functions.
Hey you! You over there with the two heads. Yah what is your nick and/or nicks?

 

by ElJimador
1-25-03
Karoke was wicked last night
Haha! Yah lots of fun
but you can't take the Telus out of the geeks
One of us probably should have tried to sing thou
Well there's always next time

 

by ElJimador
1-25-03
Really
I want the Bucs to win!
I want the Raiders to win!
with a Superbowl this good
I want the Bucs to win!
I want the Raiders to win!
we all win
I want the Bucs to win!
I want the Raiders to win!

 

by ElJimador
1-25-03
it's not a car...
Tonight on Oz!
it's not a tv signal...
Corky from Murphy Brown was hot...
it's Shadore's decency
I wish I had my own tv... or that this stranger would use lube.

 

by ElJimador
1-25-03
none
And they say that a hero can save us... I'm not going to stand here and wait!
of these
Let me tell you, it's great to be in the beautiful city of Barrhead!
seem likely
Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash...

 

by ElJimador
1-28-03
Don't be fooled
by the crack rocks that I bought
wtf?
I'm still Jimmy from the block

 

by ElJimador
1-29-03
8:00 AM
I am off the caffeine, beginning now!
8:02 AM
Motherf*ck is this day going by slow...

 

by ElJimador
1-31-03
James
Oh god no... not him.
Hey Nelly! How's it going?
Harrison
call his own mother a MILF
Only my incestual gay friends call me Nelly.
Haha! Well it's been great talking to you man but I have to catch a space shuttle to the moon.

 

by ElJimador
2-04-03
to a nigga
sure his comics are lewd and offensive
that is
but that picture of Steve Urkel made me piss myself laffing
greater than you
gawd damn I got itchy ballz... whom shall I offend today?

 

by ElJimador
2-07-03
Jerk
Stop right there boy.
ahhh crap...
City.com
I'm writing you up for disturbing the peace.
Wasn't it to your liking officer?
> all of you
You need a shave something fierce.
The goat that tickled scrote... tonight on your A-Channel prime ticket movie

 

by ElJimador
2-07-03
Today was payday.
No shit!
Yeah! I'm going to go invest my money in stocks and bonds.
Yeah! That's a great idea... not!
I dunno if spending my entire cheque on booze, smokes and women was a good idea.
Well technically you had the booze and I had the rest.

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