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by EvilCat_Reloaded
11-25-04
I haven't seen you in 2 frickin years!
I've been living with you for the past 3 years.
That explains the smell.
That smell is you.
Oh.....
How long have you been playing Halo 2, blue?

 

by EvilCat_Reloaded
11-25-04
Here is Bob Cordoury with a report about how Halo 2 is taking over the lives of young teenagers all across America.
Is it true you play Halo 2 for up to 17 hours a day, Bizeast?
Dude, I'm a frickin mouse.
And there you go.

 

by EvilCat_Reloaded
11-25-04
Pass me the soap.
What do I look like, a soap dispenser?
yes.

 

by EvilCat_Reloaded
11-25-04
I can grant you any wish you want.
I want a porto-potty.
OK.
Do it now or else or you shall suffer a slow, painful, decimating death.
Bingity Dingity Dong!!!
You're a little off.

 

by EvilCat_Reloaded
11-25-04
Why couldn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
Why?
Because it was rated 'Arrrrrr'.
What did I just say?
Die now.

 

by EvilCat_Reloaded
11-25-04
Why are we in spacesuits?
I'm a monkey dude. Do you really think I have the mental capacity to have an intellectual conversation with a homo sapien?
El contare meatball, yes.
Well, then, I have no idea why we are stranded in the middle of the desert in spacesuits with only 4 days rations.
Me neither.
We're running out of air!

 

by EvilCat_Reloaded
11-25-04
Why am I sitting on this bench?

 

by EvilCat_Reloaded
11-26-04
And then it happened...Jimmy spontaneously combusted into a blazing inferno...
Oh crap...
Of course, no one told Jimmy that he had been made of paper his entire life...
You were always made of paper, Jimmy.
And no one told Tod not to smoke around Jimmy.
I guess I shouldn't have been smoking.
No, its ok. I like dying.

 

by EvilCat_Reloaded
11-26-04
Ms. Hall's classroom...
Hi I'm brooks. Too bad I broke my whole body playing football...
Well maybe if your cast didn't smell so bad people wouldn't want to hurt you so bad.
Shut up matt. At least I take notes in this class!!
You get the same grades as me on the tests, idiot.
Its going to be my duty to kill him one day, Patrick.
Heh, heh, you said 'duty'. Hahaha!!!

 

by EvilCat_Reloaded
11-26-04
Ms. Hall I need help with my biology...
Alas, my young apprentice, you shall recieve the assistance, but first you must help me with my quest, to obtain the Sword of Injubilar! But you must pass the 7 Trials of Ichabod to prove your worth!
Take off the Dungeons and Dragons costume Ms. Hall...
To you dare disturb the magic nature of the Ice Wizard Shelongidong? For your own sake, I advise that the answer will be negative! I will unleash magic never seen by mortal eyes!!!
What are you talking about???
Fine, need help with chapter 4 or chapter 5?

 

by EvilCat_Reloaded
11-28-04
Mrs. Abel's room...
Mrs. Abel can I offer you some knowledge that is totally useless?
Isn't taking a car across state borders alse called Grand Thef...
Yes.
Go cry in the corner.

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