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by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Jesus spoke yet again to a spirit finally given a second chance after an eternity in hell
A Second Chance??? I've learned from my mistakes, I'll prove it too you this time
Everything you do in this next life will follow you into the life after and after, remember my love for you and mankind, follow my love and your life will be eternal
Damn this acid is good
I am God nothing can kill me!!! um... Oops!
Heh heh now that trip was definatley worth it. How's it going up there? Those nails must hurt
you little punk if I wasn't nailed up here suffering for your sin I'd go tell my daddy

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
A new Spirit is stopped at the gates of heaven
What do you mean there are no drugs allowed in Heaven?!?!?!
I am sorry my Son but drugs are the tools of Satan and his evil ways, and I'm not too fond of him.
Jesus realises how being nailed to a cross limits what does and does not go into his mouth
Here try some of this, don't worry it's good. Your Father isn't watching, don't worry.
*GULP!!!* Are you sure I was supposed to take that all??? Um? I'm feeling kinda funny! WOW! those clouds look just like mashed potatoes
Jesus is later seen walking down town trying to convince everyone that he is the son of God (Um...They Don't believe him because he seems like some stinky acid head bum)
I know you can hear my thoughts!!! I am a Giant Pink Dog not a damn Donkey!!!
OH MY!!! I See Him!!! I really See him!!! I have seen God!!! What is that? I am Jesus??? I AM JESUS THE SON OF GOD!!!

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
I don't Really mind being nailed up here on the cross
What The FUCK are you looking at???
But these Huggies are giving me the worst rash

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Dilan was a really good guy than lots of really bad things happened, he could do nothing to change his situation
Get A Job you Bum!
Spare some Change Kind Sir???
Until a kind man helped him help himself
I have no change but I'll give you this nail and hammer for free
Please Spare some Change for food sir???
what a beautiful day, I just won the lottery and I'm boinking my girlfriends sister damn this day can't get any better
Hum? Spare Change Sir???

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
.....And than I went back there and said "Fred your a jerk and blah blah blah"
Yeah you sure showed him
What the fuck is that ugly thing???
Huh?!? Where?
***Crunch***Crunch*** Yummy***BURP!!!***

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
This Is My Impression Of A White Rabbit In A Snow Storm
Just when you thought you couldn't get any lazyier
Shit I think I just lost my contact

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
I'm hungry I think I'll get some Nachos
What THE Fuck!!!! I try to sell this guy Girl Guide Cookies and he drags me in, Shags me, and tosses me out with over $500 cash
???Um...??? Oops!
Hi I'm Veronica your date for the evening
Oops missed the wall again
You can call me Veronica

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
I wonder why everyone is looking at me like that

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Where's the Beef

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Where's The Beef

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
...Dum De Dum...
Doot De Doot
Y.M.C.A !!!!
I knew I shoulda brought my Thong

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
The love of my life has left me...
What's that on his shoe?
...If you see my Cow Patty tell her I still have her Sattle

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Hansel than Tells Veronica about the wickedly evil story of how the nasty witch placed the Curse on him for being such a good looking Hunk........
Rich you say????.......
......."Yeah than the bitch tells me that if I can get some hot big brested woman to give me a good Shag I'll be transformed back into my old self which is a young good looking Rich Prince "
Sorry Guys....It was very interesting to watch and very intense but...I censored it cause I don't like you
OOOOOoooooo~!!!~~!~!~!!~~!~!
Yeah you like like that, Call me daddy!!!
Heh Heh Works every time

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Self Mutilation Trivia Game Show
OKay if you get this answer correct you'll win the trip to Utah, $10 Spending money, and a free dining room set but remember if you answer Incorrect.........Well you know
OK gotto to clear my mind and focus...Focus...FOCUS!
Q....Two Plus Two Equals The Number_______
AUm??? Four 4???
You didn't say it in the form of a question The correct answer was """WHAT IS The Number Four4""" ----And Now I'm Sorry but you know what the bonus round is.....
I smell burnt toast

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Just Vote For Me Cause I'm Hot
Just Vote For Me Cause I'm Hot
Oops
Just Vote For Me Cause I'm Hot

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
They Just Keep Looking At Me....
...I wonder if they know...
....that I forgot to wear my blue jeans and you can see my Chubby Cheeks

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
THE RAVER

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
I used to be so Fat I couldn't get out of bed...
...Who says CRACK isn't good for anything

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
And Today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter "T"
You should see the other letters....
...What a mess

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Hum?.,,,,,,,,
Is not having any nipples like the no bellybutton thing?

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
For Those of you who haven't caught on yet.....
...I'm a Giant Pink Dog not a freaking Donkey
That's Right!!! I'm The Donkey. Fooled you huh?

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
You Wanna see my Ass???
Oh Boy!!! Do I wanna see your ass!!!
Your Sure???
YES!!! Of Course
There you go
Well, I did ass for it

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
I got Bored with only haveing a limited number of charcters...
...so I drew my own...
...Crayon is really hard to get off my computer screen

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
They're all liars
I'm The Donkey

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
I'm The donkey!
I'm The donkey!
I wish I knew what I was

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Advice for all of you
Get a Hair Cut
Get a Job

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Sorry Y2K Bug
Damn and I thought it was a Hoax

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Yeah I know I'm not that Funny...
YOU SUCK!!!
But at Least I can Vote For MySelf

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
So....
You Don't think I'm That funny?...
Well Guess how many cats I have shoved in this Ball

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails
Kill Your Self!
Marilyn Manson
Kill YourSelf and Your Parents
Some Dumb Goth
Ok Dokie

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Hi My Name Is PLUR!!!!
Looks like you need a hug

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
...And here is our next E-Mail....
Hey Little Skinny dude with a Hammer were you the one who played in Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas"??? P.S. Do the Hammer Trick
Um....
Of Course I'm not that cheezy dumb actor, I coulda done so much better, but Noooooo...I wasToo Scketchy Looking! Well What ever. And No I'm Not Going to stick a Nail through my Head you Nit Wit

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Ah! Here Is another E-Mail asking me about the cartoon "Hello My Name Is PLUR"
Hi Are You Stupid??? I don't understand that cartoon. Do that Hammer thing you do!
Actually at that time he was trying to remember if he actually had eaten the shrooms or not
Hum...
I don't think he's going to stick a nail through his head you Stupid Git
OK. First of all, How am I the Stupid one if your the one who didn't Understand? Actually P.L.U.R. Is a secret abreviaton for an UnderGround Cult, I'd have to kill you if I told you what it means.

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Howdy!

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road???
I Don't Know Why???
To Get to The Other Side

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
I've Got a Really Funny One for You...
...
...Nevermind

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Hum...Another E-Mail request...
Hi My Name is Timmy and I have Cancer I'll be dead in about a week. I just have one wish! I wish that you would do your hammer thing one time for me, It would really mean the world to me. I would b
Awww! Look the little Sweetheart has sent some really cute pictures...
...They're of his Mother
I didn't think this Cartoon would be funny, But it is funny. Do you know why? Cause the little wanker thinks that I care

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
I'm Really Not a Donkey..
...I'm actually Big Bird from Sesame Street...
And Then I says... "...." ...Oh wait Wrong panel, sorry! Whats with the giant Pink Dog?
...LowPass Just hasn't Upgraded from BigBird 3.0 to BigBird 3.1 yet

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
OK.OK. This Time I really do have something funny to say.....
...
Damn Attention Defiset Disorder

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
You should see the other guy

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
YEAH!!! Well My Mom Says I'm Cool

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
I Don't Understand Jesus!
What Is So hard to Understand about not getting into Heaven???
...Well I've been one of your most Devote Followers and did everything I was supposed to. Did I do something wrong?
Nope
Then Why am I Going to Hell???
I just don't like you

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Sorry...
Or How many of you Vote for YourSelf
...I was just wondering how many of you Nit Wits out there E-mail all your friends and tell them to vote for your comics

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Evil Worm realises that he has to Trade Mark his Lame Cartoons so that Amazing turtle and Nit Wits like him don't make his comics even dumber than they all ready are
Howdy! tm

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Buenes Dias!!! Como Esta? Donde es mi Culo? Yo quiero leche de culo, y tu?

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
And Now For something Completely Different

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
And Now for something completely different

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Hi My Name is OddMud and I don't like Ravers
You Don't Like Ravers???
But I am an Anarchist, So I don't Like anyone
Oh Oh!
OddMud Destroys The Puny Raver Civilization
I am EVIL!!! EeeeeeeeVIL!!!!!!!
OUCH!!!

 

by EvilWorm
1-10-01
Yes I repent For My sins!
I'm the Loser!
You Suck Man!
Who put up all the lame comics and wasted space on LowPass

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