Jesus spoke yet again to a spirit finally given a second chance after an eternity in hell
A Second Chance??? I've learned from my mistakes, I'll prove it too you this time
Everything you do in this next life will follow you into the life after and after, remember my love for you and mankind, follow my love and your life will be eternal
Damn this acid is good
I am God nothing can kill me!!! um... Oops!
Heh heh now that trip was definatley worth it. How's it going up there? Those nails must hurt
you little punk if I wasn't nailed up here suffering for your sin I'd go tell my daddy
What do you mean there are no drugs allowed in Heaven?!?!?!
I am sorry my Son but drugs are the tools of Satan and his evil ways, and I'm not too fond of him.
Jesus realises how being nailed to a cross limits what does and does not go into his mouth
Here try some of this, don't worry it's good. Your Father isn't watching, don't worry.
*GULP!!!* Are you sure I was supposed to take that all??? Um? I'm feeling kinda funny! WOW! those clouds look just like mashed potatoes
Jesus is later seen walking down town trying to convince everyone that he is the son of God (Um...They Don't believe him because he seems like some stinky acid head bum)
I know you can hear my thoughts!!! I am a Giant Pink Dog not a damn Donkey!!!
OH MY!!! I See Him!!! I really See him!!! I have seen God!!! What is that? I am Jesus??? I AM JESUS THE SON OF GOD!!!
Hansel than Tells Veronica about the wickedly evil story of how the nasty witch placed the Curse on him for being such a good looking Hunk........
Rich you say????.......
......."Yeah than the bitch tells me that if I can get some hot big brested woman to give me a good Shag I'll be transformed back into my old self which is a young good looking Rich Prince "
Sorry Guys....It was very interesting to watch and very intense but...I censored it cause I don't like you
OKay if you get this answer correct you'll win the trip to Utah, $10 Spending money, and a free dining room set but remember if you answer Incorrect.........Well you know
OK gotto to clear my mind and focus...Focus...FOCUS!
Q....Two Plus Two Equals The Number_______
AUm??? Four 4???
You didn't say it in the form of a question The correct answer was """WHAT IS The Number Four4""" ----And Now I'm Sorry but you know what the bonus round is.....
Hey Little Skinny dude with a Hammer were you the one who played in Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas"??? P.S. Do the Hammer Trick
Um....
Of Course I'm not that cheezy dumb actor, I coulda done so much better, but Noooooo...I wasToo Scketchy Looking! Well What ever. And No I'm Not Going to stick a Nail through my Head you Nit Wit
Ah! Here Is another E-Mail asking me about the cartoon "Hello My Name Is PLUR"
Hi Are You Stupid??? I don't understand that cartoon. Do that Hammer thing you do!
Actually at that time he was trying to remember if he actually had eaten the shrooms or not
Hum...
I don't think he's going to stick a nail through his head you Stupid Git
OK. First of all, How am I the Stupid one if your the one who didn't Understand? Actually P.L.U.R. Is a secret abreviaton for an UnderGround Cult, I'd have to kill you if I told you what it means.
Hi My Name is Timmy and I have Cancer I'll be dead in about a week. I just have one wish! I wish that you would do your hammer thing one time for me, It would really mean the world to me. I would b
Awww! Look the little Sweetheart has sent some really cute pictures...
...They're of his Mother
I didn't think this Cartoon would be funny, But it is funny. Do you know why? Cause the little wanker thinks that I care
Evil Worm realises that he has to Trade Mark his Lame Cartoons so that Amazing turtle and Nit Wits like him don't make his comics even dumber than they all ready are