My Big Fat Obnoxious President

Author: Externalization

Date: December 28, 2004

by Externalization
12-28-04
We took this dimwitted, coke-addled hillbilly frat boy and tried to pass him off as the winner of a presidential election.
Our nation must come together to unite.
Welcome to his world.
Watch him strain his credibility more each week as he presents ridiculous challenges to the American people.
Jesus told me to throw out the Bill of Rights in the name of homeland security.
Whatever you say, chief.
Who will be eliminated next?
Saddam... get the hell out of your office!
Boy, won`t their faces be red once they realize that the Fox network staged this whole thing!