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by Fark
2-10-03
So we now meet our good friend Welsh...
Dude Lyall has a hot ass...
Yeah I noticed something diffrent about him the other day
Yeah I think he might need our help though... seeing that hes all hot and all. Uh... uh... yeah thats a bad thing. I noticed and increase of masturbation.
Oh I don't masturbate anymore... I just kinda push this spot on my scrotum and it just cums out. GET IT?!?! CUMS OUT!!!?!?!?!
Yeah I got it...
UNGGGGGGG MOANNNNNN UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OHHHHHHHH YEAH BABY! OHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

 

by Fark
2-11-03
OH MY GOD! THIS IS HORRIBLE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH JON! YOU BASTARD!!!
So how is our Lyall coming along?
Just fine master.
Now send him on a quest THINKING he will find his way to ME but really HE WONT! HAHAHAHAHA
ohhhh baby
AGHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SICK FUCK
hehe I touched your... uh... silver thing near the testicle area!!!!!!!

 

by Fark
2-12-03
Here is the good friend Welsh and our evil friend... Jon.
I have noticed that Lyall doesn't want to come outside anymore. I feel as if he is really depressed seeing that he is weak and all.
hmmmm
And I have also noticed that you often leave the Valley sometimes... for no reason.
must... touc-
DO NOT EVEN TOUCH ME THERE BITCH.
HAHA TOUCH??? ME TOUCH?! Oh you are funny Welsh... damn it.

 

by Fark
2-13-03
Our good friend Lyall is a little sad of his new look.
Lyall please come out of your room... I can't see anything.
Lyall is that you?
Where the hell am I?
What the hell is this?... A carrot for the raindeer... and 2 grapes... wait a second it isn't even x-mas. OH SHIT!
THANK YOU GOD!

 

by Fark
2-14-03
Finally Lyall comes out of his hole to see his shadow.
Finally! Im glad you decided to join us.
OH MAN!!! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!111111
Right... Anyway I think I know how to turn you back to your good old self. First you must go on an epic journey on a quest to find the paperclip dude... and beat his ass.
WHAT THE MI FOOOO TI CIO!
I'll take that as a uh... yes...
SORRY I GOT LOCK JAW!

 

by Fark
2-23-03
We meet our friends packing up for their quest.
Im going to wait outside until you are done packing.
Yep just put this in my sack and *Zip* there we go!
Im sorry Lyall... I can't go on your quest... Looks like the valley needs my help in farming.
But I was looking forward to our long nights on the beach...and long walks on stary nights.
Its ok we will always be together in heart and shit... blah blah yeah... later.
*Sniff* My true love Jon... I will miss you... always. Everyday and night I will gaze into the stars as if it was your eyes and fap to your ever so dark nights... I love you.

 

by Fark
2-24-03
Here we meet our friends on the edge of Valley.
Well... Looks like were going to really do it then.
Yeah... I guess so... I wouldn't just pack my bags for no damn reason.
Good bye... Valley. Until we meet again.
Yes good bye Valley. *sniff* Jon... I love you.
... thats sick dude... thats just sick.
Shut the fuck up........ Im fucking indie for God sakes.

 

by Fark
2-26-03
Lyall and Welsh leaving their home sweet home...
So we are really leaving... im scared.
Uh... Ok its not even the first day and you wet yourself 14 times.
I have a blatter problem... besides, I can't stop thinking about my love?
What the hell? Jon?
Hold me
Dude step the fuck away.

 

by Fark
2-28-03
The 2 friends are following the map that Jon gave them.
Ugh... Need water
Ugh... need a tampon
Dude... you have pms?
Uh............ No
Then... what the fuck is that stuff ozzing out your pants then?
Woah... uhm... I think my vagaina has a bloody nose.

 

by Fark
3-01-03
Back in valley... Jon meets Mr. Rocknose.
Finally im all alone!
Hey dog I got the shit yo.
WONDERFUL! So how much?
$200 Flat yo.
Uh... If I offer you free gay anal sex will you give it to me for free?
Word.

 

by Fark
3-03-03
So our friends here have found a little way to have fun.
OH BOY THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT
Word.
I LOVE YOU MR. ROCKNOSE
Word.
Do you love me Mr.Rocknose?
...Just bend over so I can do my thing bro.

 

by Fark
3-07-03
The fellow friends are walking out into the far unknown armed with a map provided by the backstabbing Jon
Woah...grass... we must be far from Valley.
TREES! I never saw so many in my life!
So how are you dealing with your feelings for Jon?
Its ok... But I think hes cheating on me... I think im going to cry.
...I steped in cow shit.
shit!

 

by Fark
3-09-03
Our good friends are lost in Lago Forest.
Where the fuck are we!?
I swear we passed that rock a few hours ago...
I HATE THIS FUCKING FOREST
Dude... theres some dead people.... With and attached not that says... "Help" hmmm
WERE GOING TO DIE LYALL IM TO YOUNGE TO DIE LYALL NOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOO MY VIRGIN PENIS/VAGINA MUST BE CLENSE OF ITS VIRGINNESS BY JON!!!

 

by Fark
3-10-03
Our good friends are still lost in Lago Forest.
Ok we roamed around the damn forest for the past week...
Yeah lets stay in this cave for tonight.
So...
Jon... *sniff*
Can I kill you?
PLEASE KILL ME! KILL MEEEEEEEEEE

 

by Fark
3-15-03
Our friends here finally made it to the out skirts for Lago Forest...
FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
FINALLY!!!!! WELSH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
Uh... dude thats not cool...
Oh yeah I love Jon... TEE HEHEHEHE
Remind me why I came here with you?
Y-M-C-A you know its fun to do the Y-M-C-A KABOooommyy!>?!>

 

by Fark
3-16-03
Lyall...Ohhhh Lyall? Uh... ahhh fuck.
OOOOOoooooOOO OOoOoO oOoOoOoOoO
JON?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?!?!?!
Uh...what?
JONNNNNNNN NOOOOOO MY WET PUSSY IS READY!
Come on baby! Do ME!!!
AGHHHHHHH IM GONNA DO YOU RIGHT NOW!

 

by Fark
3-17-03
Oh Lyall, you never get happy.
IF WE DONT FIND A TOWN SOON I SWEAR TO GOD LYALL!
Swear to God what?
IM GOING TO KILL YOU
EEEEEEP!
Oh I'm just playin!... Im actually going to slice off your nose, arms, legs, ears, breasts and your lower jaw.
Fair enough.

 

by Fark
3-18-03
Our good friends are losing hope in Jons directions to find Paper Clip man.
Im going to kill him... one swift blow to the back of the head and he is done with.
I never noticed how soft my tits were...
arrrrrrgggggg
ohhhhhhh yeahhh baby
So what are you thinking about?
My tits are so soft and juicy oh yeah baby feel them up like that you horny bastard! YES OH YES BABY!

 

by Fark
3-19-03
In the hot desert our true leaders move on.
ne-....need-... need water......
water....
Lyall I dont know if we can make it... our supplies are all gone.
No food, No water... Welsh, we are going to die after all. *sniff*
No, YOU are going to die but not me. I will kill you and eat your meat.
b-b-b-ut what will I eat?????

 

by Fark
3-20-03
Uh guys... Yeah uh guys... *UHUM*
sooo thirsty... Lyall im afraid we wont make it
Me too... I'm scared Welsh
What do you see?
I cant see anything... My mind is playing tricks with me!!! Noooo
Are we on drugs or are we just really dizzy?
Uh I think im on drugs and your the one who needs water. [/faint]

 

by Fark
3-23-03
Finally our troopers are out of that dried desert and heading for the next town...
GRASS OH MY GOD!
YAY WE MIGHT BE CLOSE TO WATER!
You dont look surprised...
Well you too dont look surprised...
uh... lets move out!
This isnt Natural Selection ass...

 

by Fark
3-24-03
Here our TRUSTY friends are about to climb Mt. Jonisahomo
One more mountain to cross and finally we can rest up for the last strugle on our quest.
Woah why is this mountain called Mt. Jonisahomo?
One day it was said that this land was all flat... and a homo came and fucked it all up. And the mountain is to represent his homoness.
This is one big ass mountain...
You mean this is a whole lot of homoness.
Damn... I hope I don't get homoness from this mountain...

 

by Fark
3-25-03
Out heros have reached the highest of homoness possible...
We are finally at the top!
Yay!
But... how do we get down the fastest?... Hmmm I know!
Uh...
/welsh PUSH
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH hhhhhhhhhhhh... /lyall THUMP

 

by Fark
3-26-03
Our buddies made it down Mt. Jonisahomo and now are coming along the cities edge...
Woah... You are still alive
No thanks to you
Woah... what happened to this city? So far it is not looking to good...
I think... Purrrrrrrr
Shut up or those breasts of yours will not be there to feed your kids with Jon...
*sniff* Jon... my love *sniff*

 

by Fark
3-27-03
The city...
Wow...uh... what happened?
We get signal.
SHUT UP
All Your Base Are Belong to us!
...dude thats not how it goes...
Thats because I am GAY!

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