toss your doorknobs

Author: Finley

Date: August 11, 2004

by Finley
8-11-04
Tell you what...
This is awkward.
I'm going to tell my wife I was at the bar all evening.
I'll blow dry your crab shack right now, hot stuff.
God, I love it when you pre-soak my throat spanker.
That doesn't even make sense, you stupid idiot.