All comics by Flamebard

 

by Flamebard
10-03-09
At the crime Schene...
No I wont! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Stop right there, criminal!
Later, still...
I wil smack you with my weapon if you dont get out my way!
Oh, yeah? You get outta my way! I wil rip you to shreads if you dont budge!
Hours Later...
I QUIT!
Out my darn way, robber!

 

by Flamebard
10-03-09
At the park...
ROAR!
Hello!
Few minutes later...
Snaarl! RAAAAAAAAAARGh!
***!
Squirells and demons dont go together!
Ha Ha!
Fishpaste!

 

by Flamebard
10-03-09
In the desert...
Oh my god! I fell out the plane and broke both my legs!
What a nice day!
After he got out the bin...
You will die
What, dearie?
Granny is death...
I wont bother, your death, ill just leave!
Lalalala,

 

by Flamebard
10-03-09
In the desert...
Oh my god! I fell out the plane and broke both my legs!
What a nice day!
After he got out the bin...
You will die
What, dearie?
Granny is death...
I wont bother, your death, ill just leave!
Lalalala,

 

by Flamebard
10-03-09
In te ship at sea...
I think i see a leek!
Get it fixed for crying out loud!
Later, the ship is flooding!
Should we leg it?
We havent got any lifeboats! All the lifejackets are floating out to sea!
After the ship sank...
Are you a good swimmer? Im onlt level 7!
Leven 9 at the moment, but im gonnago find something to eat!

 

by Flamebard
10-03-09
The house is being invaded by zombies!
Lets get outa here! The zombies will get us!
AHAAHHAH! ZOMBIES!
In the living room...
How do we get out? The zombies will just get us!
Ive got an idea, now stop acting like a 2OQ!
In the bedroom...
What do we do?
We launch a space rocket and land on earth!

 

by Flamebard
10-03-09
At criminals house...
BOOM BANG POW AARG! 9000 SCORE!
This is way better than that boring old hero, he's stupid! My computer i'snt!
After playing video games...
Shuting down for no reason, rofl!
WTF! My computers being stupid! It shut itself down for no reason!
Hero is talking to friend, Red Robot...
Hi, hero! Whats up?
I need help to beat criminal! Hes so annoying and he is the worst criminal in the world!

 

by Flamebard
10-03-09
At the scorching dessert...
Face it, hero! Its the final battle!
OK, lets see who wins!
Criminals burns to the ground! Hooray!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! IM ON FIREEEEEEEE!!!!! OMG!!!!
Serves him right for killing someone!
Hero is on news channel!
Congratulations, hero! You deafeted Criminal! You have been given a million pounds!
Thank you, king. But i dont know if he is still alive!

 

by Flamebard
10-03-09
The characters are running off...
AAAAHHHHHHHH!
Run for your lifes!
The characters begin to make a spaceship...
So far, so good!
After they made the space ship...
Lets go!
Ok, pal!

 

by Flamebard
10-04-09
In the spaceship...
Were heading to earth!
We can finally get onto ground!
The ship is out of control
Uh oh, the ships out of control!
Oh, nooooooo!! Were gonna crach! Hang on!
BOOOOOM!!! The ship crashes...
We have landed on earth!
Horay! Lets get home!

 

by Flamebard
10-04-09
Somer random place...
Hey, geuss what!
What?
IM A FARIN MA LAZAR!
**** you!
Shop da whoop!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Flamebard
10-29-09
What?
RING RING RING!
What do we have here? A phone, huh?
What was he thinking?
RING RING RING RING RING RING! BANANA PHONE!
I wil take this phone!
Stupid duck!
Hello?
HALP!

 

by Flamebard
4-02-10
A boring car journey...
Where the heck are we going?
DAAAAAAH!
WTF?
Holy **** were gonna crash!
POOOOOOOOO!
Its crunch time!
ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!
You are a stupid driver. What have you drunk?

 

by Flamebard
4-02-10
:P
WTF?
Muhahahahaha!
Lol
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!
Sucker!

 

by Flamebard
4-02-10
Crash Landing!
This sucks! The city's a wreck because we crashed! Its also been attacked by giant bugs.
Well, we gotta do somthing!
An idea!
Ive got an idea!
What?
Stop: Hammer time!
POWEEEEEEEEEER!
Gaaaaahhhhhhh!

 

by Flamebard
4-02-10
The plans have been found at last!
I found the zombies secret plans!
What are they?
This part cannot be explained:
To steal all the mustard on earth!
WTF?
They set off!
Whats gonna happen?
Shut up!

 

by Flamebard
4-03-10
The Zombies are invading earth with bombs!
The zombies are launching missiles! Lets get out of here! But how?
On the bus of course!
The bus arrives, 2 hours late!
This sucks!
Quickly, lets get outta here!
They had stopped in the zombies lair where they would die! To be continued...
Scatter!
Run!

 

by Flamebard
4-03-10
Fight!
Die!
Urrrrrrgh!
More fighting!
Oof!
Ya!
Almost at the end...
We shall send a missile and kill all the zombies!
Great idea!

 

by Flamebard
4-03-10
Missile ready for launch
I'll send the missile!
Attack!
Help!
That stupid horse!
Victory!
We did it!
Rock on!

 

by Flamebard
4-03-10
:O
You suck!
Die tard!
OMG HAX!
Censored! Seriously, its too gruesome to watch
Midget!
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH!

 

by Flamebard
4-03-10
First customer
There are no potato chips!
I'll have a potato chip!
Second customer
There is no pizza!
Ill have pizza!
Third customer
We dont serve anything cause were spammers!
I'll have all your food please!

 

by Flamebard
4-03-10
Darn it!
Dad, this is too much homework1
Shut up!
A few days later...
Done! Finally
O'rly?
Lol
F*** YOU DAD!
Shut up again!

 

by Flamebard
4-03-10
Nighttime
Muhahahahah!
Daaaah!
Murder!
YA!
OOF!
On the news...
OMG!
Bear has been found dead on the street bleeding to death! Who could have done this horrible thing?

 

by Flamebard
4-03-10
Level up!
Oh yes!
A bit later...
Heres the crime scene! Who on earth are you?
I am ninja, I killed bear and I burned him so nobody would find out, and im criminals acomplice!
The secrets out!
Take that!
My friend ice ninja helped me kill bear, I am nothing, he will kill you and burn you fool!

 

by Flamebard
4-03-10
Ya!
I turned into you with my powers and fooled bear! Ice ninja will kill you!
In the mountians...
Ice Ninja must have frozen brad! I better be careful!
At the mountians...
Where is his hideout?

 

by Flamebard
4-03-10
At the hideout...
Im hero, and im gonna stop you!
YA! Who are you?
Busted!
NOOOOOO!
Your going to jail!
In jail...
Hahahahahhahaha...
Let me out at once!

 

by Flamebard
4-05-10

 

by Flamebard
9-27-10
One very normal day...
Oh, nothing. Im going to work in a bunch of minutes.
Hi Bob, Jeff here, whats up?
Sure, you can get a job if you want.
That sound really cool, can I come?
In the car...
Neither can I!
I can't wait to get to work1

 

by Flamebard
7-09-11
A few hours later...
What the hell is going in?
What are we supposed to do then?
The zombies have been reborn! Im gonna go out there and kill them myself.
What th- your gonna get killed! And your my Best friend!
Com and get some mutha****ers
Oh, for crying out loud

 

by Flamebard
7-12-11
Giant mutant bees. Great.
He's dead.
Bzzz, Bzzzzzzzzzzzz. Gah. *dies*
Jeff Appears
The zombies have created mutant animals. Weve gotta do all this crap again. Lets just get the hell out of here.
Dude, What the hell is this giant bee doing on the god damn floor?
Jeff: Whats that noise?
Oh Sh*t!

 

by Flamebard
7-13-11
Fire! Run for your lifes!
Run! Fire!
Some idiots boarded up the door!
Keep running!
Aaaahhh!
Aaaahhh!
Uh oh...
Aww, crap.

 

by Flamebard
7-13-11
Angry Bacon.
Im not going to give you bacon because you are bacon. SECURITY!
Give me bacon! I want bacon! You die if me get no bacon!
Uh oh!
Prepare to die!
OH GOD!
BAM BAM BAM! Bacon: AAAAAAH!
Nice job!
Why, thank you Donald Dukk.

 

by Flamebard
7-13-11
Brad Is Banned.
Brad, you must leave now. You asked for a potato chip and i really hate potato chips.
Screw You, Duk!
Go, freeze ray!
Go, super freeze ray! Freeze Brad!
Uh Oh.
Brad is frozen!
Next!

 

by Flamebard
7-13-11
Robot cant get anything.
I know.
Why cant i eat anything here? Those 2 robots over there have food.
But what about these robots?
Mmm, labrotory fresh!
Lets eat here from now on! Hey, do you have any blood? Im kinda thirsty. They dont sell drinks and your not allowed to bring in drinks.
Robot's not cool.
Yeah, but there so much cooler than you, robot.
This place sucks! Im going home to eat with my family!

 

by Flamebard
7-13-11
A robber! Oh no!
Okay, okay. Here you go.
Gimme your cash register with the money!
Somethings not right....
Tw@t!
Lets see how much you gave me,
CAR CRASH!
Thanks a lot, jerk!
HAAAIIII!

 

by Flamebard
7-13-11
Gabe!
Hey, gabe, buddy!
Uh, hi Duk. Can I have some more crack please.
Somethings Happening...
Your on too much, but okay, here you go!
Ahh, that feels good! Ahh, yeah...
What the f*ck?
Holy sh*t, dude!
Oh, great.

 

by Flamebard
7-13-11
Whats this? A new Duk Donalds Area?
Attention everyone! Duk Donalds has opened the new video game area!
Cool! NOW can I have my chicken?
The machines aren't good.
Hey, I already put in my quater's, what now? Why cant I play the game?
This machine stinks im gonna smash it to pieces!
No chicken for space weirdo!
I don't feel like giving it to you now just go and jack off. And kangaroo guard 482, your fired!
Gimme my damn chicken! Ive been standing here for 3 hours! When do I get my chicken?

 

by Flamebard
3-05-12
Our hero's are trapped!
There's to many of them! We are being overwhelmed!
But what now?
All is not lost! Just finish these guys off and follow me
After killing "these guys"...
Quick! Hijack the plane and get out of here. Te zombies wont get past the mines i laid!
Ok! Setting flaps for take-off, activating engines, we are now in flight!

 

by Flamebard
3-08-12
After hours of flying...
Ok, I think we should land here!
Ill land the plane then!
After landing...
Me neither! It sounds unusually quiet.
I don't like this place.
The team finds a secret reaserch facility...
What have you found?
Oh my god...

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