All comics by Friendy

 

by Friendy
1-04-05
Послушайте, а почему вы пришли именно к нам?
Меня к вам направили.
Кто?
Ваши конкуренты через дорогу.
хлоп
Хм… И чего это они…

 

by Friendy
1-07-05
Hi, kids! I'm Jack, your new teacher. Today's subject is human body parts. Let me see what's there in my bag... aha! So, Jimmy, how is it called?
An arm .
Correct, Jimmy. Now it's your turn, Kate...
After the first half of the lesson...
Hey, teacher, that game was great but the lesson isn't over yet. Where are you going?
For more knowledge, kids, for more knowledge.

 

by Friendy
1-07-05
Hey, come look at this farm I just bought
Dude, this farm is a shame. Delete it!

 

by Friendy
1-07-05
Hey, come look at this woman I just married.
Dude, you call THAT a woman. Get rid of her!
Ok.

 

by Friendy
1-07-05
Hey, I'm having an appointment in half an hour, how do I look?
Dude, your appearance is a total cr@p. Delete it!
Hm... that guy starts getting on my nerves...

 

by Friendy
1-18-05
She didn’t know it herself until that fateful incident when that unknown guy bumped into her.
Can’t you watch were you going, you clumsy elephant!
I’m sorry :(
Wow!!! That was cool!!! Hee hee!
I should try it on someone else. Oh… wait why can’t I try it on myself. I want this penny to turn into a hundred dollar note. Oh, hell, it doesn’t work. Turn into a note, I say!
Hm... Maybe there’s a limit of one miracle a day?

 

by Friendy
1-18-05
Well, Emily, I guess it’s time for an explanation. You are a girl who speaks only the truth.
What????
Don’t interrupt! So if you say a statement that disagrees with reality, reality changes in order to fit your statement. See now why you had problems with wishes and orders?
Wow, that’s clever!!!
And the magician disappeared in order to never appear in this comic again.
What a nice hundred dollar note I’m holding in my hand!
Hurrah!!! It worked! Just to think what fun I can have now!

 

by Friendy
1-18-05
Hi, Jerry, how about having a fight?
Not today, Emily. Really I can’t.
Pussy!!!
Bitch!!!
I am!

 

by Friendy
1-18-05
Hey, how about turning me back into a man.
Ok, you are a man and I am a girl.
Hmm… I feel weird.
I don’t know how you feel but that’s apparently how you look. Hee Hee! And I guess you didn't turn back into a man because you’ve never been one. Hee hee.
That’s not funny at all. Oh wait…Don’t turn me back, please, Emily. Let me experience all the benefits of being a man.
Your wish is my command. Have fun! Ha ha!!! Something tells me it'll be more fun than anyone can imagine.

 

by Friendy
1-18-05
Here you are, sir. It’s a pleasure doing business with you.
Hi! I want four bottles of whiskey and ten packs of cigarettes.
Hi Nick. Look what I’ve got. Let’s go to my place and have some fun.
Thank you, sir, but my mamma told me not to talk to strangers. Even if they offer me whiskey and cigarettes.
I can’t believe my friend Nick is becoming a mommy’s boy! And I am not a stranger, I’m you friend Jerry.
Yeah, and I’m the president of the United States.

 

by Friendy
2-03-05
Bro, I got some problems, I think I kinda might need help.
I'm gonna let you in on the secret of my success as a man.
Yeah? What's that?
Whenever I have my down days, and things get rough, I ask myself, 'What would my dad do?'
Oh... How I wish my own children were that respectful to us...
... and then do exactly the opposite.

 

by Friendy
2-04-05
I heard the rumors that we gunna have a new employee tomorrow. Her name is Lindsay Davis and she is a feminist activist, I heard she even writes articles on the subject.
I bet she’s just another ugly loser who simply couldn’t find a normal partner due to her own unattractiveness.
You bet! That’s what all feminists are, after all. Btw, I can give you a book “1000 World’s Worst Things To Say To A Feminist”. A perfect conversation guide, isn’t it?
Ha-ha! You’re always so full of bright ideas, Dan. Just you wait, dear Lindsay... I’ll be studying that book the whole night. Ha-ha!
The next day...
Excuse me… You probably heard of me. I am your new coworker, Lindsay Davis.
...

 

by Friendy
2-10-05
Mommy, what is a bear?
Sorry, honey, but I have no time right now. Oh wait... go to stripcreator, they have a lot of various animals in their characters' collection. You'll probably find a bear too.
So, here we go... "make a comic"... "submitted" section ... YES!!!!

 

by Friendy
2-10-05
George Bush is a 41st president of the United States, Ronald Reagan is the 40th , Jimmy Carter is the 39th, Gerald Ford is the 38th, Richard Nixon is the 37th, Lyndon Johnson is the 36th...
Communism sucks, Capitalism rules, or maybe it’s vice versa, I don’t know, I wish I slept less at History, I’ll ask my roommate anyway, he’s a sociologist, he should know.
I love my girlfriend, must give her something on Valentine's day, don’t know what, I’ll ask my roommate, he is a sociologist, he should know.
Jim, what’s the hell the matter with you? Why you keep saying that incoherent nonsense as if it’s a mantra or something.
You see, there’s that nasty strip creator named Friendy, who wants to participate in CC275 but can’t come up with anything decent.
But why have you painted yourself black?

 

by Friendy
2-11-05
Am I the first black communist sociologist comic strip creator running for presidency you are dating with?

 

by Friendy
2-12-05

 

by Friendy
2-12-05
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
And mother doubted the quality of my new bleaching agent.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day,
That was agains the rules;
It made the children laugh and play,
To see a lamb at school.

 

by Friendy
2-12-05
And so the teacher turned it out,
But still it lingered near;
And waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear.
Where have all the flowers gone?
Why does the lamb love Mary so?
Well... there’s something about Mary… you know.

 

by Friendy
2-22-05
Now meet the Creator, you, superloser! HA-HA-HA!!!
Creator? … Hmm… I’d better remember in whose comic I am this time before this tunnel ends.
Nice to meet you, Friendy!

 

by Friendy
2-25-05
What's that you got in the mail?
Says here that ASWAN has nominated me to receive their highest award.
Wow, what an honor!
It also says I need to be at their downtown headquarters in 30 minutes to accept it. Could you give me a ride?
I guess selling my super high-tech electromobile to get the money for bribing the jury wasn't such a good idea after all.

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