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by Fx
1-04-02
A Very Important Meeting For The Sake Of The Goodness of AvP
FearItself says, 'Prism, I want you to stop the players of AvP from saying words that would offend homosexuals.'
Prism says, 'Yes Yes God! I mean Fear. Anything you say!'
After a month, Prism returns to speak with FearItself.
FearItself asks, 'What do you want now, Prism?'
Prism asks, 'Well God, I mean Fear, I've been enforcing the no homosexual innuendo rule, and was wondering, what must I do to get admin?'
Surprisingly, FearItself transforms into his true form and changes Prism into a Small Asian Girl!
FearItself exclaims, 'On your knees, my little chop stick!'
Prism exclaims, 'Oh yes, anything you say, my Prince of Darkness!'

 

by Fx
1-04-02
After a Night of passion, FearItself returns to his natural form.
FearItself says, 'Prism, last night was wonderful, expect a promotion sometime soon."
Prism says, 'Thank you God, I mean Fear, I would do anything for you.'
It seems that FearItself has been having the same type of relations with Hades also...and Hades is the jealous type.
FearItself says, 'Hades, you're dedication is apparent. You have allowed me to turn you into a little Asian girl and into my sex slave, I am prepaired to provide you with anything you'd like.'
Hades says, 'I want to be your only little Asian girl, please, change Prism's form, so I can be your only one.'
Well, I don't really like Jews anyways, how about a Holocaust?
Prism exclaims, 'OH GOD, NOT AGAIN!'

 

by Fx
1-04-02
Cirdan's Shame With Cammy In The Weapon's Room On Lv-426
Cirdan says, 'Hey baby, how would you like some cockmeat from a real man?'
Cammy says, '...'
Fx snipes into the room!
Cirdan exclaims, 'Holy Lord, hold your fire!!'
"Death Cry"
Fx shouts, 'Jesus, it's a fucking mob, man!'
Cirdan exclaims, "Why?! We were mean for eachother, and that bastard Fx killed you!!'
....

 

by Fx
1-04-02
An Everyday Conversation Between Cable And Fx.
[CHAT] Fx: Hi Cable.
[CHAT] Cable: FUck off.
[CHAT] Fx: That's nice.
[CHAT] Cable: FUck you.
We have a very healthy relationship.
Cable tells you, 'Fuck me.'

 

by Fx
1-04-02
Mount Powerloader
Heheh, I 'mounted' the powerloader.
You mount a Caterpillar P-5000 powerloader.
Open Man
Heheh, I opened the 'manhole'.
You open the manhole.
They gotta make me a builder, what this game needs is some sluts and sex toys.

 

by Fx
1-04-02
An Avid AvPer Awaits The Coming of War!
AvP War!! Coming in 2 Weeks!
Sweet, War's finally coming.
2 Weeks Later..
War still isn't finished, but it will be in the near future!
Oh well, it'll be worth the wait.
Years Later..
Welcome to AvP War!
Wow, I almost gave up hope.

 

by Fx
1-04-02
Another Staff Meeting Between FearItself and Prism.
FearItself says, "What is it that you want now, Prism?'
Prism says, 'I'm tired of not being treated with respect, how am I supposted to be respected when you've turned me into a little Asian girl? I demand to be changed to my original form!'
In Anger, Fear Let's His Wrath Free On Prism!
FearItself exclaims, 'What?! How dare you defy me! If I want you to be a little Asian girl, you will be a little Asian girl, I'm in control! Do you understand!?! Now, you will be punished!'
Prism exclaims, 'Oh wait God, I mean Fear, stop, I'm sorry! AHH!'
FearItself exclaims, 'Now your love for nuts will seem natural! HAHAHAHA!
Prism asks, "Uh, could I go back to being a little Asian girl?'

 

by Fx
1-04-02
A Meeting to Discuss the Future of AvP
FearItself says, 'Now Hades, since I must focus on War, I have decided to put you in charge of the current version of AvP.'
Hades exclaims, 'Oh really? That's great...then there will be no need for you to be around anymore!'
Hades suddenly changes form!
FearItself asks, 'What do you mean by that...AHH what's happening??'
Hades exclaims, 'HAHAHA, you've been holding me back for too long, now my ideas will be the backbone of this MUD! Now, be gone!'
[INFO] FearItself killed by Hades at FearItself's Office.
Hades exclaims, 'Now it is mine!! All MINE!! HAHAHAHA! First thing's first, I must change the name on this office to mine.'

 

by Fx
1-04-02
Hades must talk with Prism, but he is nowhere to be found. He Begins His Search in Space.
Hades asks, 'Bromine, er Bromide, have you seen Prism?'
Bromide replies, 'Nope, haven't seen em.'
Hades Runs into Arkin During His Search on Lv-426.
Hades asks, 'Hey Arkin, have you seen Prism?'
Arkin replies, 'Prism? Yeah, a couple of minutes ago, but I don't know where he went.'
Hades shouts, 'Goddamnit Arkin, you sat on him again!! I don't think he's gonna get up from this one!'

 

by Fx
1-04-02
The Usual Fight Between Silent And Demonknight.
Silent exclaims, 'Haha DK = Donkey Kong!! HAHA U SUX U LOOSER, U ONLY HAVE 88 DAYS OF PLAYING TIME, I HAVE 90, HAHAHA!'
Demonknight replies, 'Screw you Oreo, I'll kick your ass and your black dad's at f-ball practice. Haha, you got your ass kicked by Ronald Freedman at school, so I know I could kick your ass!'
Silent exclaims, 'HaHAHA DONKEY KONGzZ, I'M TOP FITER, ER FIGHTER AT SCHOOL, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, COME TO MY HOUSE TOMORROW, I'LL SHOW YOU!'
Demonknight replies, 'No, you come to mine, I'm not walking a block away to your house, or come to f-ball practice, we can do it there. Cuz I'm not wasting my energy walking a block to your house!'
Silent says, 'Screw you, chicken, I'm going mping.'
Demonknight replies, 'Whatever, Oreo, I'm gonna get more mpz than you!'

 

by Fx
1-04-02
Alyssa the Newbie Meets Louman the Supernewbie.
Alyssa says, 'Hey there Louman, how do you like a nice, sexy woman? I'll give you pleasure for meq!'
Whoa, it's a woman, and she's actually talking to me, who cares, I'll cough up the meq, and finally get some fuckin' poontang.
Later, on Louman's ship.
Fx shouts, 'What the hell are you doin' in there, Louman?'
Louman shouts, 'Go away, me and Alyssa are 'busy'. :P'
After They Finish...
'Alyssa' says, 'Wow, Louman, you really are a beast when it comes to the mudsex, thanks for the meq.'
Louman says, 'Holy shit, you're a guy?! Nasty, I can't let anyone find out. What'd you say we forget I found out the truth, and continue our little love afair?'

 

by Fx
1-04-02
A Newbie Makes the Mistake of Asking Fx for Help...
Suicidalnewbie says, 'Hey, Fx, I'm new, can you help me? Hey Fx, I'm new, can you help me? Hey Fx, I'm new, can you help me? Hey Fx, I'm new, can you help me?'
Fx says, 'Of course, follow me, and I will get you all the mp you will ever need.'
Fx Leads the Unsuspecting Newbie out of the Safe Room...
Suicidalnewbie says, 'Uhh, where are we Fx, how am I supposted to get exp here?'
Fx says, 'Don't worry, I'll show you.'
The Unsuspecting Newbie Has No Idea of Fx's Plan...
Suicidalnewbie says, 'What's happening to me?!'
Heh, works every time.

 

by Fx
1-04-02
Borg the Meq Pimp tries to swindle a newbie.
MeqdNewbie says, 'Hahaha, I've finally got full meq, and my str is at 220, I'm gonna fucking rock. Time to go masskill the pbase!'
Borg says, 'Wait wait, hold up playa, that's whack, my str is 221, you should go reroll so you can be bling blingin' like me'
MeqdNewbie says, 'Well, whatever shall I do with my MEQ??'
Borg says, 'Don't you worry about it, I'll hold on to it for you, and when you're finished rollin', I'll hand it back.
MeqdNewbie exclaims, 'Ok Borg! I am back and ready for my meq! B-b-borg??'
Heh, I love the notell command.

 

by Fx
1-04-02
A Disgruntled Marine on AvP.
GODDAMN, FUCKING INVIS PREDS, KILLED ME, STOLE MY SKULLS, AND I CAN'T FIND THE ALIEN SPACE CRAFT ANYWHERE!!
Hi Babies! Call Miss Cleo Now For Your Free Reading!
Hmm...well, I've tried everything else..
What's the damn number, times a wasting and I need skulls, she has to know where the spacecraft is!

 

by Fx
1-04-02
It is announced that titles will be free on AvP...
I wanna be superkilla! I wanna be the alien pimp! No, I want to be the KING OF PK! I want Kiddie Pornstar! Hey, I want dogfukka!
Damnit, my name's Bromide, not God. Hold on, fuckers.
3 days later, the request for titles still hasn't died down.
I wanna be the Dark Cattle Slayer! Hey, wait, I wanna be the Master of MP! I want to be the Moosecock!
How long do they expect me to keep this up?!
Bromide's head explodes under the pressure!
Bromide, give me my title damnit! Yeah, I want to be the n00b hahaha. Me too, but spell mine Newb and make it all purdy colors. What about me? I want to be the Ass Ramming Orangatang!

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