All comics by GreatMasterNCA

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-22-04
Yeah, I'm makin' fun of Jesus!
Hi there! I'm Jesus. Yeah, I know what you're thinkin' - how on earth did he get himself into this mess?
Look, you ain't so holy yourself, pal!
Well, it's a really long story. In fact, there's no way to tell the whole thing in a three-panel comic strip.
Besides, Jesus doesn't seem to mind.
Long story short, it was those damn Romans. You can't trust 'em as far as you can throw 'em. You try to tell 'em there's only one God and BAM! you end up nailed to a 2x4.

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-22-04
I'm sending you on a mission!
I have a bad feeling about this...
It will be difficult and perilous, but you will be handsomely rewarded for your efforts!
Here it comes...
You must face the Nearly-Immortal adn invincible Dragon of Morgoth, who has slain hundreds of men far more valiant than yourself!
Sunuva bitch....

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-22-04
I have brought you here to send you on a quest!
I have a bad feeling about this...
It shall be wrought with danger and peril, but I have faith in you!
Here it comes...
You must face the Nearly-Immortal and Almost-Invincible Deadly Firebreathing Dragon of Morgoth, who has killed hundreds of knights far more valiant than yourself!
Sunuva bitch!

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-22-04
Dear God, what is up with those clothes?
Ole!
Oh, this dude is SO dead...
C'mon, come at me pansy!
Just what I like to see.
You have to the count of ten before I gore you and stomp on your testicles.
Running away now!

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-22-04
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What're you lookin' at?
What're you lookin' at?

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-23-04
This is NCA. He's annoyed by a lot of things.
OMG liek your so stuborn!1! l ol
I'll disregard the rest of your incoherent response, but it's 'you're' not 'your.'
Also, he's the Devil.
shut up!1!!! u dont tel me wat 2 do!!1
I'm only trying to help you out by pointing out your mistakes ina hope that you will fix them. It's all about self-improvement.
And he don't take no crap from nobody, hear!?
u r so dum jus be quit and stop bein a nazi nerd!1!1
*sigh* I lose more computers that way....

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-23-04
Our story brings the hero to an enchanted forest, where creatures of dark and light coexist...
Man, how did I get stuck doing this...
As he walks along, he comes across a magical fairy!
Well, hello there little fairy! Could you tell me how to get to the Caverns of Morgoth from here?
Sure! But I'll need you to do me a favor...
What fate will become of our hero? Will he be able to overcome the fierce spider? Will he endure the cliches of every knight story in history?
Not again...
A horrible giant spider has invaded our fairy village! If you can stop him, I will tell you how to get to the Caverns!

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-25-04
So, what are we going to do tonight NCA?
The same thing we do every night, Moth...
Try to take over the world?
You know me all too well, Moth.

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-27-04
*Sigh* How the hell do I get cought up in this crap?
Hey, you! Have you seen a spider around here?
Yeahhhh, about that... I came to town the other day, and all the fairies went nuts. Said I was a giant spider or something.
Will the knight learn the whereabouts of the Caverns? Will the fly get his coffee? Am I the only one who thinks the fairies might've been high?
Well, those fairies are pretty small. Anyway, could you do me a favor and leave? I kinda have to get you outta here somehow or they won't give me what I need.
Yeah, sure. No reason for me to stay here. Say, wanna go get some coffee? I love coffee.

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-27-04
Man, some people really annoy me- oh crap used the 'a' word!
Annoyances, eh? A lot of things annoy me...
Oh jeez....
Ashlee Simpson, people with bad grammar, L'il Jon, IQ scores below room temperature, midgets...
Six hours later...
Zzzzzzz....
... lemon pie, vultures, John Travolta, words with a silent letter at the beginning, my computer...

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-30-04
Hey, Moth! Come over here!
Whaa? Who said that?
It's me, NCA! I'm invisible!
How on earth did you get invisible?
Well, er, that's not important. What's important is that your girlfriend... ain't a girl.
Oh, man, you are SO dead...

 

by GreatMasterNCA
7-31-04
Could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not touch it?
Of course he could, he's God.
But that's impossible!
Maybe so, but he's God. He can do what he wants.
But it's a paradox! He can't do it!
... You know what? I need a burrito.

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