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by GreenwindII
7-23-04
Hi, I found this site again, and realised it had been almost a year.
*clickty click click clack*
BRAINS!!!
I had forgotten my password, so now I have a new name.
*click clack clack click click*
Brains...
And yes, I know that there is a zombie directly behind me.
Look, either eat my brains or leave me alone.

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
This is a general listing of friends. David on the left and Shawn on the right.
Hi, I'm Blake's most intelligent friend. However, I do say "OMGWTFBBQWALMART" a lot
I'm sad and noone loves me. Other stereotypical goth phrases.
Here's Brooke, ana while I'm at it, Steph.
HI I'M BROOKE!!!! EASY-BLAKE-OVEN IS AWESOME!
...
Uh, Here's Brian, and Byron. They're fun to talk to.
And so I aborted my fetus.
Why the FUCK am I a kangaroo?

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
Oh, and look over here, it's David Williams.
Hey everybody! Look at me! I'm doing the same bad acting that I did during the musical!
Wow, he was such a dick to me, but he's still so very.. uh... Why the fuck do I like him again?
As you can tell by my characterization, I don't like him very much.
Haha, I'm so cool, even though I am a bit effeminate. Oh well, the girls still try to flirt with me as much as possible.
Wow, you are such a cool guy.
But that's alright, seeing as how I can take out my anger with this comic.
Maybe if I degrade women more, they'll adore me. Yes! It will keep working!
*Japanese gibberish roughly translated into Pretty Ninja Happy Attack*

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
Good thing I don't exist.
So now all the girls are mad at me. I mean, all I did was crack open his skull.
... Let alone speak English.
Thanks, imaginary ghost man. You're a good listener.
DAMNIT! I don't exist!!
Now to write it all in my livejournal. You can leave now.

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
Here are some more of my friends. Kate, and uh, Ringer. I"m kidding, he's not really gay. Or a cowboy.
Hi I love lounge singers. I have no clue why I'm a hippie.
Fuck you Blake. Fuck you.
Then there's Sarah and Ashley.
Uh..
Just ignore him.. he'll go away..
And of course, my best friends, the run-away chicken and the spontaneously combustable man.
That's it. I'm leaving.
Blarrrrrgh.

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
Being online is fun now that I have DSL. I just spend all day talking to people I don't know.
*clickty click clack clack*
*click click click clack click clack click*
I've met a lot of interesting people online.
*click click* So you say you're looking for someone, eh?*clack clack*
*clickty clack* Yes baby. I wont u 2 b wif me!*clicktor*
You know what? I hate the internet.
*click click* You're a guy, aren't you? *click clickty click*
*typing noise* LOL! WTF? knoweys. ROFL!

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
This is Shawn. Nice guy, but moody and very, very random.
Hey Shawn, what's up?
Woob woob woob woob woob!
When I realise a pattern, he tends to switch subjects by bringing up one of my addictions.
Funny.. but haven't you always replied to me like that?
Yes, but so that we can forget this, let's play warhammer!
Then, when I bring up something like hanging out with friends, he makes a strange noise.
Why can't we just go over to Heather's? That's much more fun!
*sigh*Fine.. *insert random noise*

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
This is Brooke. Cute, isn't she?
Oh, hey Brooke.
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
We tend to talk for hours on end. About absolutely nothing.
So then I start rambling.
That's so true, Blakers, Blake-mobile, Easy Blake Oven, and other random blake based nicknames.
However, she doesn't seem to like it when I talk to her about girls.
I'm serious, this girl's so hot.. she has the nicest-
BLAKE! SHUT THE HELL UP! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
This is David. He's the one friend I have that I've known since second grade. He's my smartest friend, too.
Hey David, what's up?
I just might have perfected time travel. You see..
He continues talking, but then I usually slip up and say something like "yea?".
Yea?
and then, as soon as you polarize the ions-
I then remember how much that pisses him off. Oh well.
Alright, have fun.
That's it, I'm going to go kill everybody I see now. JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID "YEA?"!

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
This is Brian.
Hey.
This is Brian. Brian, say hello to everbody..
He's usually more entertaining than this.
....
Come on, entertain the people.
I wonder what's on his mind.
Let's make out!
Not until I get raped by a tentacle!!1

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
OH GOD! THE GUY THAT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED DIED!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Found the tentacle.
What devilry is this!?
Hmm. A Gandalf/Santa Deathmatch..
Santa Sad..
I'm old..

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
Why use the |337? Because Byron's like that.
Hey..
Wasn't I a kangaroo last time?
We talk about old video games...
Man, do you remember the game "I Remember Cecil"?
Hell yes! THAT KICKED ASS0Rz!!11wtf
and also about the girls we're still hooked on.
Blah blah blah blah Steph blah blah blah.
I miss my Bwooke.

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
This is Kelly. She's funny but a bit odd.
Hey Kellums, how're things?
GAY PORN!!!
I seriously have never met a girl so obsessed with guy on guy action.
I'm sorry, what?
GAAAAAAY POOOOOOORN!!!!!!
Usually the conversation ends with me giving up.
If I say gay porn is fun, will you drop the subject!?
YOU MUST LOVE MAN ON MAN ACTION!!

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
A normal conversation with Stephanie. We both want to talk, but we just can never start a really good conversation.
Hey.. I um. Don't know what to say.
Hey.. Uh, same with me.
Then at times, we just look at each other for a while, trying to figure out something to talk about.
...
...
I black out for a moment, and she's gone.
Hey.. um...where'd Steph go?
I don't know why he's talking to me.. I'm just an empty birdcage.

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
David, I hate you.
Why would you hate good ole' Hugo? Hahahaha, I'm so clever using the character I played in Bye Bye Birdie in place of my own name!
Alright, have fun with him.
Who are you talking to?
Actually, I'd rather kill him myself.
His hired gun.
Well, I wasted my life.

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
My mom is nice, but a bit repetitive at times.
Son Unit. Clean excrement from feline's lavatory.
Yes, mom.
My dad's also nice, but well, he's eccentric.
Son unit, permission to recite a humourous tale from databanks?
Uh.. Access denied.
Oh dear god..
Son unit! Stop doing that to aunt unit!!

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
Fuck. Well it says here that I messed up on the title. It was supposed to be "Things I Wish Would Happen."
Go away.

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
Yes, she calls me Blakers.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, Blakers.
She's cool, but went out with David Williams. (They broke up though)
So you don't go out with David anymore, right?
Uh, yeah. And now I have a bit more self esteem, and guys actually like me.
Hmm. I have violence problems.
Cool. Well if you hear any screams for mercy, it'll be from him. Also look out for the blood splatter.
Uh. Blakers..

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
Sorry. Blake was too fucking stupid to spell Ashley correctly. What a fucktard.
What the hell are you looking at?
Don't make me do this.

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
1860's
NORTH!
SOUTH!
1960's
WHITE!!
BLACK!!
2060's
ROBOT!!!
ALIEN!!!

 

by GreenwindII
7-23-04
Hey there.. You're pretty cute..
Heehee. Thanks. You know you're pretty cool, yourself.
So maybe we can go out..
Hey? What're you doing? You're not supposed to be over me!
This scene was cut due to graphic nature.
*punch punch*
Gahh stop hurting me, Ashley!!

 

by GreenwindII
7-24-04
Once again, it's time to talk about my friends. Meet Kate.
Hey, Kate. Seems like I'm in another conundrum.. About Steph, of course.
Blake.. You really can't get over her, can you?
She's my intellectual, romance-loving sophomore friend, so she tries to listen to my pathetic love "problems."
Blah blah blah blah blah Steph blah. Blah, blah blah blah.
I see where you're coming from.. Just blah blah blah blah.
I never really know what she's thinking about, though.
Thanks for listening..
Must.. touch...

 

by GreenwindII
7-24-04
TJ on the left, my friend Jon on the right.
Man.. I'm going to hate Christmas..
Uh, why?
Yes, this is an actual conversation.
Because.. I'm going to be completely alone.. Nobody loves me. *sob*
Dude. What about Amanda, the girl your practically engaged to?
Okay, so I didn't talk like a black woman. It was practically the same as what I said.
Boy, I will smack you!
Oh... Well I'm still depressed.

 

by GreenwindII
7-24-04
This isn't one of those times.

 

by GreenwindII
7-25-04
I woke up this morning to a rather strange beeping sound.
*Beep Beep*
Uh, what the hell?
It was the smoke detector.
*Beep Beep*
It's just the smoke detector.. FUCK! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
So I go downstairs, to make sure my cat can leave in case it is a fire. However, it was just some eggs that were left boiling for far too long.
Oh... *whew*

 

by GreenwindII
7-25-04
My computer's persistant, like a stalker. It always gives off this feeling that if I get on it, I'll be happy.
Blake.. come back to me...
Must.. resist...
You know you can't! Look! Your friends are online....
Damned Daemons.
NO! I will resist you!!
BAD MOVE, HUGH-MAN!

 

by GreenwindII
7-25-04
Like I"ve said before, this is Brooke.
Hi.
She's not really as spastic and "retarded" as David and Byron think. She's rahter intelligent and gifted, but her quirks get in the way.
IRON CHEFERUUUU!!
See? She's like a freakin' genius.
Yayruuuuuuuuuuu!

 

by GreenwindII
7-25-04
An Amish man meeting a humanoid robot.
I thought you were only a legend.
Okay..
My friend Shawn meeting Jesus.
I thought you were only a legend.
Okay..
And myself meeting a ninja.
Okay..
I thought you were only a legend.

 

by GreenwindII
7-26-04
I don noes wht gnder I iS!?
LOLZ! U iz atler boi! *molst*
OMGS! Wthyd I croos teh rode?
Braenz! LOLZ
SOLE! I wunt yur sole!
God. What the fuck was I on?

 

by GreenwindII
7-26-04
This is a tribute to the "____ sex" comics requested by Brian.
I hope that won't get infected.

 

by GreenwindII
7-27-04
The Introduction.
The Setup.
The Punchline.

 

by GreenwindII
7-27-04
So apparently, Ashley sent David links to my comic.
*clickty clickty clack* Hey, look at these*click click*
Der, okay.
He apparently beleived that she made them. However, if he was to ever read any of them, he'd understand that *gasp* I FUCKING MADE THEM!
What?
*click clack* Real mature, Ashley.. Real mature.*click clack*
So yeah, he pisses me off more and more each day.
This is too easy..
I can't beleive she made these!

 

by GreenwindII
7-27-04
First off, fuck you. You've been nothing but a thorn in my side and a pain in the ass, not literally, because you'd probably enjoy that. I tried being nice to you, but it just fell through...
Because unlike other people, I can see you for the true bastard that you are. May you burn in eternal hellfire..
Your pal, Blake.

 

by GreenwindII
7-27-04
I have new respect for Ringer.
Hey Ringer.. So I told off Williams.
Good job.. So now that it's in the open, can we kill him and take his women?
That's why he has a new character.
Hmm. I don't think he has "Women." Or even a woman.
Oh, well damn. We can still kill him, right?
Later that day
Back so soon?
You were right. He didn't have any women.

 

by GreenwindII
7-27-04
Clarification.
I will now call the David I hate "Williams," so as not to confuse the cool, heterosexual, intelligent David.
Yes, but doesn't that encourage our super villain persona?
Identification
Anywho, this is Kayla.
Hi! afdfhsagfg!
She's the cool long distance girlfriend that I lost contact with, after fearing that she didn't want to talk to me, that I just realised how much we have in common.
I also heart them.
I <3 Black Olives!!

 

by GreenwindII
8-01-04
Hmm, well screw it. I've gotten somewhat bored with this, and I've already started a trend with it. So, Good day.

 

by GreenwindII
8-04-04
Oh? You thought I was done? Hardly.
Proffessor Blakington! You done with all these fool children yet?
Nope, I'm still stuck with them for a year..
This is Watson. Or Watson W. Watson the third, for all you people who don't know him.
Well, remember..
Yes, yes, I know. Widdling.. wind.. yourself.
Anyway, I'm off to go ruin the foolish beleifs of those there Christians!
Have fun.

 

by GreenwindII
8-04-05
So, I've returned.
Hey, it's been a long time since I last made an update. Thing's have changed a good bit.
I was in my first actual play after we last left off. I'm the old man on the right.
Keep your oar out! Stop putting your oar in! I'm the best actor EVER.
I was also in another musical... What? No, I'm not gay.
Uh.. Blake. The show is starting. Where's your costume?
Who cares?! I convince the people that I am fully in character!! I AM THAT GREAT.

 

by GreenwindII
8-04-05
First, there was Stephanie G. This lasted, oh about 8 days.
Hey.. I uh. Well, i don't think that knowing a person for an hour qualifies as a good background for going out with someone.
Yeah, alright. Let's talk again in 8 months.
Then there was Kate. That lasted 6 months. I'm a bit too much of a confused teen for my own good.
Hey.. I uh. Well, I really messed things up, didn't I?
Yes, yes you did.
And then Katie lasted a good month. Hardly saw her, though.
Hey.. I uh. Wait, where'd you go?

 

by GreenwindII
8-04-05
Not many things have happened other than that. I tried to go out with another girl after June, but that didn't work out.
I-I just don't think it would work out.
Shawn left for college, finally.
Well, goodbye Blake. *sob*
And David came over for the month.
OMGWTFBBQWALMARTAHNULD4GOVERNATOR!!!12!!@32!!?/?!?!/shift+1!!billion

 

by GreenwindII
8-04-05
Seriously. He's even more paranoid than I am.
Hey Smurfy, what's going on?
NO, YOU'RE DAVID!

 

by GreenwindII
8-04-05
So my friends have changed over the summer. By changed, I mean, I have a lot more incredibly hot female friends. Like Brittany and Sara.
Hey! I'm really addicted to Harry Potter, and I'm dressed like a nun, because that was my role in the musical Blake and I were in.
Hi, I have some of the best taste in music, but I'm away so often that I hardly ever talk. Also, I'm about two feet shorter than Blake.
And then Brooke and Steph.
OMGHAI. Blakersfieldtonvillewafflehouseblues.
Hey, let's go out and do something. Uh.. The only problem is, we have nothing to do in this town.
And I've been speaking to Kate and Stephanie again. (Both are ex-girlfriends)
Kitty!
Yeah, so I don't hate you anymore, Loser!

 

by GreenwindII
8-04-05
Then there's also Sarah and Katie.
Blaake! Sex my computer now! Also, where did Katie go?
As for guys: There's always David and Smurfy. Besides them, I don't really talk much to my male friends.
I'M SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY EVER BORN. EVAR.
Good evening, sire!!
And as for internet friends, I always have Marie and Wilder.
Blake! BLAKE BLAKE BLAKE BLAKE BLAKE BLAKE BLAKE!!
Woohoo! College! Even I don't believe my first name is Wilder.

 

by GreenwindII
8-04-05
Kate from now on will be this:
Not this:

 

by GreenwindII
8-04-05
Hey Brooke!! EVERYTHING IS GREAT WITH LIFE AND I'M SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY!
But Blake, you're supposed to be a tortured artist-type!
Sure enough, things happened.
Damn, I hate when you're right.
Squeee!!

 

by GreenwindII
8-05-05
This is me talking to the personification of the stripcreator mass.
Watching Cube has taught me one thing.
Der, okay.
And this one thing is prevalent in the entire world. Hell, make that the entire universe.
Go on.
Everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING, happens for a reason. The people you meet, the events that occur, the objects you purchase or find. They all add up to the master plan that is life.
You suck, I'm going to go write a comic about little asian girls and priests.

 

by GreenwindII
8-05-05
Excuse me, excuse me, are you Perseus?
...
Perseus, I've been searching fourty long years to find you! You're the only person that can help us in our time of need.
...
Hey! Are you paying ANY attention to me? The nerve of some mortals!
Could you come at a later time? I'm trying to have a stroke here.

 

by GreenwindII
8-05-05
So.. uh.. Like you guys don't use technology?
Of course not.
Then why do you have buggies, clothing, and butter churns? I mean, those are all parts of technology.
Well uh..I .. uh.. That concludes the tour.
Later that day.
*type type* Liek tis brat thot we didnt use techknologee. Lolol.
Wut a lozer. U sound hawt. Pix?

 

by GreenwindII
8-05-05
*hack hack* Woo! *cough*
I'm a generic looking emo kid.
FUCK YEAH! WOO! I'm so drunk I can't feel anymore.
These guys fucking rock!
Hey, play some Blood Brothers!

 

by GreenwindII
8-05-05
Little does that hippy know that that is the international terrorist sign for "kill me." Who cares, though? It's a hippy.

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