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by Gumby193982
10-23-02
Justin trying to break up the best couple in the world...
You should break up with Justin and date Rob!!!
Ummm no, what a loser... I'm outta here.
Justin and Justin fighting...
ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK ME AND MY GIRL UP JERK FACE???
YEAH SO, BRING IT ON PUSSY!!!!!
Justin making sure everyone knows that he looooves me...
AWWW HE DOES LOVE ME!!!!
Baby ill be ur Huckelberry, u dont have to double dare me. If the world gets wild and scary, count on me to be right there. Ur so extra ordinary, sweet like marischino cherry.

 

by Gumby193982
10-23-02
A night at UP....
I can't wait to get to that party and get my boyfriend plastered so we can do it without protection. Then I can become pregnant and he will marry me!!!!
This is going to be the best party ever!!!! I'm going to get destroyed
OH MY GOD... SOMEONE JUST PUKED ON ME... IM NOT GOING OUT!!!
I'M COMING UP BITCH, NO ONE PUKES ON MY GIRLFRIEND EXCEPT ME...
Hey dude did the plan work???
YEAH MAN!!! SHE IS TOTALLY GOING HOME!!!!!

 

by Gumby193982
10-23-02
Katie starting shit...
I was Justin's first love...
umm okay? I will be Justin's last...
Katie not backing it up...
WHATEVER... I had him FIRST... you are just sloppy seconds.
Do you want to turn around and say that????
Kerri kicking ass...
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT...

 

by Gumby193982
10-23-02
Kerri, why does it always have to be about fighting????
umm... it doesn't have to be...
Then stop!!!
ok honey, do you wanna do it now???? So this can be all about looove...
okay!!!!!!!!!! That works for me...
Lets go....

 

by Gumby193982
10-23-02
Ok , you are banned from Binns hall and you are still here... what's in your pocket?
Umm.. a hat...
Okay , what kind of bomb does this list make?
Why does it have to be a bomb???
OK... what is this recipe for?
I dont know man... I'm not much of a cook...

 

by Gumby193982
10-23-02
"Greg, you should come up and hang out!!"
Well, I guess I could, I mean I am in the lab all alone... and I can sit on their couch!!!
Hey Kelli, whats going on???
Hey Greg, I'm sorry to tell you but we dont have any beer...
mmm... well we can check out some websites instead. There is a really funny one where this guy can't say the word JOB he keeps saying JOORB!!! Oh, and I have gas so I may have to excuse myself...

 

by Gumby193982
10-24-02
Ok Mr. Robot... I hired you to sit at the computer all day long and talk to my girlfriend for me! This is going to be excellent!!!
Gumby193982: blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah... blahblahblah
Drsmooth2k1: Yes dear.
Hey man, did the robot get the job done??? Here's your beer!!!!
I rule!!!!

 

by Gumby193982
10-24-02
Hun, Justin Phillips likes you but he is my best friend... and blahblahblahblahblah
He hates my guts...
I just lied to my girlfriend...
I KNEW IT....
So...Kerri..i really don't like you..i know you don't like me...so lets just face it..my friends make fun of me..i laugh...people i don't like..thats a whole different story

 

by Gumby193982
10-24-02
Oh God.... kill me now.
Hey Justin, welcome back!!!
You know I hate you right? So why are you talking to me???
Well... Justin loves us both, so why can't we just get along??? I mean you love him and I love him so let's help him out... what do you say?
Screw you, I'm not sharing... I've known him longer and he is my BEST FRIEND!!!
and there ya go...

 

by Gumby193982
10-25-02
Hey dude, glad to see you!!!!
Hey pal, I am sooo glad to see you too!!!!
Hey Kerri, want to hang out today?
No thats okay, you dont need Justin and I fighting over your attention so I will just go away for a while. It's the best I can do...
YES!!!!
Hey dude, want to go to the mall and pick up some chicks so I can take their virginity?

 

by Gumby193982
10-25-02
Hey man, what do you do?
I work at burger king making famous whoppers I wear paper hats... would you like a number five with that? DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE
hmmm, okay... well anyways what are you doing later???
I'm working at burger king making famous whoppers I wear paper hats... would you like a number five with that? DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE
Yeah, I heard you the first time...
DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE....

 

by Gumby193982
10-25-02
Hun, why are you upset? Is it something I said/didn't say?
Nope....
Is it something I did or didn't do?
Nope....
Is it something I said in causal reference to something I did, when that thing I did shouldn't have been done or at least been done differently with more concern for your feelings???
Maybe....

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