Why I Hate The Army

Author: HCRoyall

Date: July 20, 2005

by HCRoyall
7-20-05
An Army in-joke is that the letters of our "U.S. ARMY" logo on our uniforms stands for "Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet."
There are quite a few of those. My favorite is when you reverse the order of the letters.
Then it stands for "Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up."