Why I hate the Army

Author: HCRoyall

Date: July 23, 2005

by HCRoyall
7-23-05
Why didn't you salute me, soldier?!
I'm in civvies, sir. Not only an I not required to salute you, by regulation I am prhibited from saluting you while in civilian attire.
And why the hell aren't you in uniform, soldier?!
Today's my shceduled day off. I don't have to be in uniform if I don't want to.
You just think you're sooo smart, don't you?
No, I just think you're an idiot.