Why I Hate The Army

Author: HCRoyall

Date: September 15, 2005

by HCRoyall
9-15-05
Fill out these redeployment forms, soldier.
Why? These are only good for 90 days and we aren;t leaving for four months at least.
It's to make you think you're leaving earlier, so we get to enjoy the looks on your faces when we tell you it was a mistake.
I think I'd prefer a swift kick in the balls every morning.
That can be arranged.