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| Great Hazunda! How can I get the girl of my dreams to notice me? | |
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| VISIT HER AT WORK AND PUNCH HER IN THE FACE. | |
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| No, I mean how can I get her to hook up with me? | |
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| GET HER DRUNK. BARRING THAT, ROOFIES. | |
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| No, I'm talking about something a little longer lasting than date-rape... | |
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| BRING HER COFFEE EVERY MORNING JUST THE WAY SHE LIKES IT, BUT SPIKE THE SUGAR WITH COCAINE. | |
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