Oh, the stories we chould never tell...

Author: HCRoyall

Date: September 26, 2005

by HCRoyall
9-26-05
Look, we both need to clear the air about some things, so let's get everything out in the open.
All right, I'll go first. Right before you got married, me and your wife got drunk and had sex in the supply closet during an office party.
I've been sneaking into the bar every night after closing time for the past two weeks and masturbating into the beer.