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| How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? | |
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| Depends on how well they're trained. | |
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| It only takes two of mine to screw in the light bulb, but it took me weeks of starving and beating them before they started to respond well to my commands. | |
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| Okay, that was just wrong. | |
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| Oh, and how do YOU suggest I do it, Mr. Smarty-pants? Hugs and ice cream? | |
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