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| A waitress at my favorite restaraunt poured a pot of hot coffee on my lap the other day. | |
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| I didn't know why, but I assumed it was because I had accidentally left my fly undone and I was "hanging out". Even so, that reaction seemed a little severe. | |
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| But I figured she was just on the rag or something so I slapped her extra hard on the ass as I left to let her know there were no hard feelings. | |
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