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| So I'm waiting for the waitress to take my order when she hands me a slip of paper. "I haven't ordered anything," I said. "What's with the check?" | |
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| "It's not a bill," she says, "it's a subpoena for the sexual harassment charges I'm bringing up against you." | |
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| What a kidder. I left her an extra big tip and goosed her to show my appreciation for her dedication to service. | |
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