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| I heard that having a pet makes you seem more caring and helps you get dates, so I went out and bought a dog. | |
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| I took Scruffy here to the park, and sure enough I got the numbers of at least ten fine women. | |
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| The first five refused a second date after I mentioned peanut butter. I think I need a more sublte approach for the next few. | |
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