The Rights of the Mother

Author: HCRoyall

Date: October 20, 2005

by HCRoyall
10-20-05
The Mother will have the right to interrupt you every five minutes, regardless of what you're doing...
I need you to mow the lawn.
Okay Mom. I'll do it in an hour, the grass is wet and it'll clog up the mower deck.
Five minutes later...
I thought I asked you to mow the lawn.
Yeah, and I said I'd do it in a hour after the grass dried a bit. Right now I'm trying to finish my term paper.
Five minutes later...
I'm tired of you wasting time on that computer! ::pulls plug:: Go mow the lawn!
AAAAAARRRRGH! I just spent three hours on that paper and you pulled the plug right as I was saving!