Ode to Gabe

Author: HCRoyall

Date: March 23, 2007

by HCRoyall
3-23-07
Anything more on that Chinese baby you ordered off eBay?
The new little shit got here yesterday. So far the wife hasn't noticed, thanks to the tranquilizers I put in her food.
How're the two wee ones getting along?
Like oil and water really. You can't leave them alone together for any amount of time.
Well, you know how well communists and capitalists get along anyway.
I figure they'll both calm down after they're neutered.