FTC

Author: HCRoyall

Date: March 1, 2008

by HCRoyall
3-01-08
This is the last straw. I could forgive the drunken orgies when I'm out of town, the porno movies you made with that midget and his horse, and the Thanksgiving incident...
But nothing you can say will make me forgive you for getting me drunk, dressing me in a spacesuit, and using me as a drug mule.
I love you.
Fuck.