FTC #67: Tampax fits. Period.

Author: Hari_Nezumi

Date: July 10, 2005

by Hari_Nezumi
7-10-05
Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke?
Nope.
Do you drink?
Sometimes.
Well, Mr. Jones, you're exactly the upstanding kinda guy this business needs; you don't do drugs, you don't drink alcohol--
Oh, I do those. I thought you were asking if I spontaneously combust and if I drink the blood of puppies. I can be such a goof...